New Jokes

well, yeah ok

HMPH

Lunst, you forgot something:

the fresh made ham and lattice bagels (...what about all the young girls comming for examination before getting their "pill" ?)

...and I pretty well know about that. That's the reason I didn't choose a "gynies" carreer.
I would have had the sleeping props you mentioned in your first joke.

i will never look at a grilled cheese sandwich the same away again ._.

lol

The women came to him for other reasons than what he wanted (the guy in the joke).

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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A woman decides to pay her husband a surprise visit at his office.

When she opened the door to his office she saw him with his secretary sitting on his lap.

Without missing a beat he said; "...and in conclusion, I cannot continue to run this office with only one chair."

Train travel in the cabin with the young girl and her mother, a soldier with the sergeant. The train enters a tunnel. Biff announce cabin. Mother thinks and smiles to mind: I trained a wonderful daughter. Daughter thinks: Well, and Mother does not give too much. Sergeant thinks unjust world, the soldier touched, they hit me. The soldier is thinking: When come the another tunnel, what stick i will slap him again