Posts by Lunst

    Very nice avatar. Hand drawn i suppose :D


    Thanks DD. It's a copy of an illustration from the 'Dictionnaire Infernal'.


    He is called Belphegor, Demon of logic and invention, amongst other things.



    No offence Mike, I was just saying is all. :) A kind of cross between the Canadian flag Maple leaf and a Shuriken. :P Probably thought of that because of it being red on a white background.


    Staying on topic, I like the colour scheme for yours, and the animation is a nice touch. However, it reveals little about you, other than that you are Police. Or do you hide behind the badge? :D


    EDIT: That can't be you in your sig. Or are 'regulation' haircuts not required in the space Police?

    A woman decides to pay her husband a surprise visit at his office.


    When she opened the door to his office she saw him with his secretary sitting on his lap.


    Without missing a beat he said; "...and in conclusion, I cannot continue to run this office with only one chair."

    WARNING: This is pretty sick.




    It was pub quiz night, and one team found themselves a man short. They asked a man at the bar in overalls if he'd like to join them, and he accepted.


    He turned out to be very knowledgeable and pretty much won the quiz by himself.


    Afterwards, the others asked him; "What do you do for a living?" and he said; "I'm a plumber, but I used to be a Gynecologist."


    "Why would you give that up? It must pay better, and it must be less hours."


    "It was, but women would only come to see me if they were old or infected."


    "It can't have been that bad."


    "Ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"




    Don't say you weren't warned. ;)