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i ban you because you spend more time banning people than actually playing the damn game!!!!

Greetings i'm Kent Rolphana with youre Weekly SNN Newscast

The First half of The Inner Core Challenge was concluded in Dom'Kavosh territory the previous Saturday (Sirius Standard). While the Reinland Military and contractors from Silver Arrows and the Crossfire Police Department have done a fantastic job protecting the racers, they are starting to show the strains of war. A Reinland navy spokesperson has said that the "troops, while well supplied and armed, are tired. Roughly 15 pilots from the Navy and 6 contractors have been killed or are missing. There is talk between Navy Brass, Silver Arrows and CFPD Officials as to how to more efficiently utilize our pilots. After all. they're still human." The race is scheduled to continue this wednesday.

The week long civil unrest on Planet Kyushu is continuing into it's third week. Citizens have been upset at Kyushu government practices towards homeless and disabled persons as well as Kusari Navy veterans. Such practices include hire taxes on Kusari-funded welfare benefits, denials of such benefits to disabled persons and excessive aggression to homeless people from local law enforcement. The Kyushu citizens have filed petitions to remove various people from office for being mentally unfit to perform duties as required by Kyushu Doctrine. Such petitions have been ignored. No comment has been given from the Kyushu government.

Tune in next time. This is Kent Rolphana signing off

i ban you because Ponies and friendship and magic

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Hello Truth Seekers! what's up? I'm sure you heard the latest SNN cast and there are more Xeno attacks in Bretonia

how about that. more attacks? and no one is coming to their aid? strange since nobody likes the Xenos

but that's not what i want to talk about

Let me tell you guys a little story

Once, there was a Russian man from Altair. His name is Vladimir Boronov. Now, if you don't know this guy, that's okay because he doesn't technically exist...well now he does i suppose. Now, I'm sure many of you heard the story about the Altair Secret Service snatching up citizens of both Altair AND Sirius citizens for some unknown reason...maybe you didn't here about that either. Maybe that would explain why there are missing people all over the place now.

So what's the connections between Mr. Boronov and the ASS People snatching? Mr. Boronov is the Executive Director of the Altair Secret Service and technically, his organization doesn't exist either. The Altair Government denied this at first, but when i was able to get into some very...uh....classified...documents of the Altair government, it's found this guy just about has the same authority as President Rudolph Sikorny, Leader of Altair. It's almost as is if ol' Vladdy is the evil side of Mr Sikorny.

So why do they snatch up seemingly random people?

According to these documents, the people they snatch are basically those who say "wait, i'm poor, hungry and out of work...yet i'm told i have everything in the world." These statements can be traced back to the teachings of Karl Marx of 20th Century Earth where when Russia was in a similar situation of being poor, hungry and out of work, but told they live in paradise. it's messed up and it didn't quite work for them. they became a communist nation in the 1930's or so (don't quote me) and fell apart near the end of 20th Century Earth. these people are flagged once by the ASS and if they continue to speak out, they are snatched up and generally never heard from again. It so happens theres a very remote section of New Beijing that houses these fine individuals.

It's crazy isn't it

So if enough people figure out, both in Altair and Sirius, that Altair is lying and stealing from it's citizens and foreigners and being exposed about it, there's going to be revolution. And this reporter is seriously thinking that's a fantastic idea...

Then again, Revolution is always a good idea in this Truther's opinion.

availablity of these documents will be available for a limited time. so check out h01y5h/7.tyranny.omgroflmao while it's hot

next time: Can it be? A ship Scanner that see through Womens clothing?

Hello this is Kent Rolphana with Sirus Network News

You must Excuse us for the delay in news reports. Complete power outages have been frequent in this District of Planet Denver. Some outages lasting for several weeks at a time. The local power and communications department have been modernizing the outdated power and communications grid all over the planet and we here at SNN have just been waiting for the "go ahead" to return to work. We apologize and hope you have been able to keep up with the happenings around the Sirius Sector through our sister station Nebulae Broadcasting Corporation. While they aren't rated number one, they still do a decent job keeping news as accurate as possible. Now for the long away SNN Newscast

More Xeno Attacks in Bretonian space as the local terrorist organization has now targeted Bretonian infrastructure targeting government buildings on Leeds, New London and Cambridge as well as military outposts in Dublin, New London and Cambridge. Deputy Prime Minister Keith Robinson has this to say:

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...The Xeno threat is growing everyday. Our allies are unable to help us and we are hurting. Our Military cannot subdue the threat and our police forces are being killed and bribed to look the other way. Unless we get help soon, Bretonia may become under Xeno rule...

When asked about the whereabouts of Prime Minister Yankenfer, Deputy Minister Robinson declined to comment. It is believed that he has been killed but there is still no offical word on the whereabouts of Yankenfer

Meanwhile, domestic activists have been vocal about the use of certain refined variants of H-Fuel on Planet Manhattan, Planet Pittsburgh and Plant Los Angeles. The variant of H-Fuel 152, commonly used in commercial trade vessels and other large ships that require the Oxygen-infused H-Fuel variant. Refined by the Hoji Oil Company based out of Hokkaido, it has been linked to heavy and very toxic emissions. When large vessels enter the atmosphere, these emissions leak into the atmosphere and get spread across the planet in a haze of dark brown ash. Several deaths have been linked due to long term exposure of H-Fuel 152. Libertarian Activists have started a petition to start regulating exposure, come up with mandatory guidelines for employees who work in high H-Fuel 152 Emissions areas, such as shipping docks and Port of Entry stations and hopefully (as quoted by the petition) "Stimulate research of a less toxic version of H-Fuel to be used by Commercial vessels"

The Galaxy-Cup is gearing up, Race fans. The Official Race is to start on Wednesday as the qualifying rounds were completed last saturday. 20 Racers from all over the Sirius and Altair sector will gather at the GMG Hypergate in Omega 3. Silver Arrows and GMG have allowed a 2-hour window for the Galaxy-Cup to enter the system and use their facilities. Reinland Military, Crossfire Police Department, Silver Arrows and security Contractors from Focks Industries have gone through the gate and have reported contact with hostilve forces in The Inner Core. Their Mission is to keep the race path clear of hostiles forces. The race, named The Inner Core Challenge, will begin in Omega-3 and the first half will Conclude in Dom'Kavosh Territory. From there, they will rest, eat and prepare for Part two, which goes through more hostile territory and finally end up in Omicron Theta. Stay tuned to channel 265 in Sirius and 11 in Altair for the live coverage of the race

This is Kent Rolphana. Until Next Time

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I ban you cus anti jew has nothing to do with christianism (Jesus), the jews are shouting ahmaad ackbar !!!! and praise Alah, in Koran and other muslim/whatever stuff, but not Jesus.

Probably it has something to see with the part where Jesus said there will be no rock standing over rock in that Arab country. It's pretty much normal not to praise something that told the land you live will be fully destroyed and dead.

Jesus was Jewish bruh...

I ban you for misinterpreting Anti-jew

i ban you because I am the Anti-Jew

have a penny
and some bacon
and get shlit face pastered with me on friday
but give me that penny back

Hello again fellow Truth Seekers!

for the last few weeks, i've been in hiding. it seems that my last broadcast attracted some unwanted attention. to keep it simple and to keep my health in tact, i'm gonna be more careful about what i post...

well, i told them i'd think about it....

so what better way to show how much i thought about it with a broadcast about the large amounts of Corruption within the Kusari Government...

Prime Minister Takeo Naketama is widely known for his positive relations with various factions within Kusari space and the Sirius sector. Such relations as Samura Heavy Industries, Republican shipping - Kusari Division and many many more. He uses these relations to improve Kusari culture and infrastructure such as helping the needy get on their feet, restoring and building schools, hospitals. He's widely accepted as the "Greatest of all Kusari Prime Ministers"

But who knew over 60% of those funds come from extortion, blackmail, working with pirate gangs and organized crime and of course embezzlement.

"But Portalearth, how do you know this to be true?"

Well my friends, it's all very simple: The Kusari Government isn't very good at keeping secrets...well if you know what you're looking for.

The Kusari National Legislature, the lawmakers of Kusari, created and passed a bill roughly 3 centuries ago that forced the government to be transparent about it's financial history.

The Author of the law, Representative Dan'Hi Su, 41st District of Hokkaido used these words when he presented the Bill to the National Legislature that got the bill passed with a landslide

Quote from Rep. Dan'Hi Su

In the past, governments fail due to the lack of financial transparency. Funds go missing, go to the wrong people, spent on the wrong things and so on. By forcing the Kusari Government into financial transparency, we can focus and rebuilding the damage done from the past and move toward being the Greatest House Sirius has ever seen...

it's seems cheesy, but it worked.

So when Kusari found itself in a money crunch about 6 years ago, 4 years after Prime Minister Naketama was inducted into office, the Prime Minister got desperate. Seeing the organized crime and pirate factions clearly making more money, it was decided to capitalize on the funds from such organizations.

So how did he do it without getting caught?

The Outcasts were contact by a government official one stormy evening. In through some crafty bargining and someaggressive negotiations (by which i mean a full scale assault of Omicron Alpha and the near destruction of the Outcasts) It was agreed that funds collected from Outcast piracy will be deposited via donations into Kusari-Based, non profit organization "Kusari Kids Foundation." Ironically, the president of Kusari Kids also happens to be a close aid of Prime Minister Naketama. so a few requests and a threat of the loss of his job, they were able to take funds from the non-profit using various tax loopholes beneficial to the Kusari feds.

pretty messed up, isn't it? taking from at-risk youth to clean up Kusari.

"but wait, couldnt that money go back into the Kusari Kids Foundations"

it could, but it didn't. It would be suspicious to see several million credit donations come out of no where then disappear all of a sudden. A gentleman name Horatio Medina-Gonzales Apaca is the man who deposits these several million credit donations. Who is Mr. Medina-Gonzales Apaca? He just happens to be the notorious and now publicly known leader of the Outcasts (Oops, did i do that?)

so the outcasts "donates" it's piracy loot and the Kusari feds pick it up through taxes

now thats only one of the ways Prime Minister was able to amass billions and billions of credits within a 5 year span.

Log onto the Neural Net and head to b1@5p3my.1337tru74 to find a full pdf document of all the financial records and the personal information on every name of that list. but be careful, it'll only be up a short while, so get it as soon as possible

To Those who've made a mistake: I wasn't kidding....

Next time: Space Cows? Dafuq?

From the Desk of Focks Industries CEO Cantana Focks

It has come to the attention to the Board of Directors that the recent and ongoing clashes between The Alliance Star Fleet and the Confederated Space Fleet (i think) will create difficulties in our everyday commerce. In the best Interest of Focks Industries as well as its stock holders in the Sirius Stock Exchange and Altair Index, Focks Industries will maintain a corporate neutrality in the conflict.

Therefore, FI will not supply or fiance either the ASF or CSF Fleets and will not partake in conflictual engagements. There may be a time in the future when the Board and myself will vote to "pick a side." We are a mega-corporation, not a private security firm.

However, if we are able to bring back our security department, the Board and myself will discuss and vote whether or not to contract our employees to the highest bidder.

We wish both sides luck in the coming engagments

Cantana Focks
CEO and Founder of Focks Industries
(oorp: opportunities for corrpution and back-door, under-the-table deals are available)(

i ban you because you haven't started on the forum and server based RP i want you to do since i am unable to do the latter...

Welcome back my Tin-Foiled Head Covered friends. i see you can't seem to get enough of this craziness that goes on behind closed doors

so far we've seen agendas that involve weakening infrastructure through the use of terrorists and business competitors Mango and Focks Industries working together and releasing hardware that has had a history of bugs...well zombies actually....

but here we have something new. It's a schedule created by the Kusari Armed Forces. It outlines something called Operation Seek and Learn. In a nutshell, it seems the Kusari Military is planning to convoy over half it's domestic troops and another one third of all other forces in the Sirius and Altair sector into what appears to be another star cluster somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy. Why they're transferring over 75% of their entire military force to a galaxy god knows how many millions of light years away is beyond me. and more importantly, with the current technology, how the hell are they going to get there if most if not ALL ships (big and small) built in this era are built for jump gates? Apparently Kusari isn't going over there to look at new planets.

This is a briefing, schedule of operations and execution orders that was....misplaced. It seems to be a message from an unknown, very high ranking Kusari Admiral to what appears to be the brass that commands each of the Kusari Fleets (around 7 total, the 7th is still denied as an actual fleet, but it's probably the worst kept secret in Kusari)

**Begin Level 5 Secure Encryption**
**Enter Authorization Code**
--Dg2K7xE2--
**Authorization Code Accepted**
**Begin Trasnmission**

Gentleman,

As you are aware, our deep space probes have entered the Andromeda system using experiment jump engine technology at approximately 1600 Standard Sirus Time (SST). With the Success of these tests as well as the enormous amounts of data collected from the probes, The Brass in New Tokyo have give us the green light to install the Jump Engines on all your major capital ships. The Following ship classes will receive the upgrade:

- All Class 3, 4 and 5 Carriers, Battlecruisers and Battleships
- All Class 2 Gunboats and Destroyers (all variants)

The Mission is this: You are to move all your fleets to a rendezvous at Point Depart in the Omicron Alpha System. Outcasts will not be a problem. Once all fleets are assembled and have checked in, I will radio in a Go-code. Your Go-code White Widow. Upon go-code your fleets will activate your Jump Engines and according to our data from the probes, it will take approximately 4 standard days to reach the location of our Probes at Point Entry. There, each fleet will receive seperate orders and conduct recon. Any contact with alien forces, intelligent or non-intelligent, hostile or friendly is to be immediately reported to mission commander Rear Admiral Upper Half Takezai Horimata. The Mission will take approximately 10-weeks. Roughly 5-weeks into the mission, a one way supply convoy of computer-operated Containers will arrive at Point Entry to resupply all fleets for the second half of the mission. A Ping will alert your fleets your designated container arrives Again you are only there to collect data. RoE is as follows: Only Fired if fired upon.

Here is a simplified Timeline of Operation Seek and Learn

0800 SST +0 - All Fleets Check-in at Point Depart; Go-Code White Widow; Depart Sirius Sector; Operation Seeks commences
0000-2359 +4 - All Fleets arrive at Point Entry; Orders and waypoints distrubuted; Fleets seperate and begin Recon of Andromeda sector
0000-2359 +35 - Supply Drop arrives at Point Entry; Fleets Spend next day resupplying; Operation Seek and Learn continues
1700 SST +70 - All Fleets Return back to Point Entry; Check-in; Jump back to Sirius Sector
0000-2359 +74 - All Fleets Return to Sirius Sector: HCO's begin debrief; Operation Seek and learn ends

This is a big step for man since we left Sol. Nobody but VIPs in Kusary Government, Key Military leaders and the recipients of this message. Keep it that way.

Get to it

**End Transmission**
**End Level 5 Secure Encryption**
**System Standby...**

pretty intense....i guess the author didn't account for skilled individuals such as i...

Next time: Natural Super alloys on a gas giant?

Hello. Kent Rolphana Here with your daily SNN Newscast

A Press Conference held by Bretonian Prime Minister Leeroy Yankenfer came to a shocking and sudden close the other day when Xeno Terrorists assaulted the conference, which was being held at a public park in Downtown Yorkshire, Planet Leeds. Xeno Insurgents swooped into the park seemingly out of no where and no warning to the Bretonian security detail at the conference with heavy fighters. the fighters dropped off foot soldiers and proceeded to take hostages. Prime Minister Yankenfer happen to be one of those hostages and seemed to be the Xeno Insurgents primary targets. Crossfire Police Department officers were dispatched to aid the Bretonian search for Yankenfer. Queen Guenevere Golishna, Queen Monarch of Bretonia, formally requested the aid of the Liberty Navy for the search of Prime Minister Yankenfer. A Naval Spokesperson had this to say

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While the Liberty Navy and federal government is truly sorry this has happened, our resources and assets to help search for Prime Minister Leeroy Yankenfer are not available at this time. We hope we can send something for the Bretonians to use, but for now, we just can't afford to do so at this time

Recent Xeno Attacks on shipping routes throughout Bretonia as well as attacks on military patrols have greatly slowed the search for the Prime Minister as well as economic growth throughout the sector

The Galaxy-Cup has started it's 6-week qualifying rounds to see who will compete in the seasons opening tournament: an endurance race through the Inner Core. The Qualifying rounds are taking place in the hostile enviroment of Omicron Theta and the Lower Unknown system starting at Freeport 9, making a circuit through the Lower Unknown system and returning to Freeport 9. The top 20 racers (out of thousands this years) will go on to race in the Galaxy Cup. The League is taking huge precautions for racer safty in both the qualifying rounds and the race itself. They have called upon The Silver Arrow, Crossfire Police Department and the Reinland Military to aid in a perimeter defense of both race courses. Silver Arrows Commander Martind Forlon has agreed and Crossfire Police Chief Gunny has not yet given a response. The Reinland Military has dispatched it's smaller Biltz Fleet to the area where RNS Volkensphere, A Class 5 Battleship and a full contingent of fighters are expected to arrive later this week. Galaxy-Cup Officials have also asked Silver Arrow Command in determining the best route for racers while maintaining saftey and thrill for both racers and spectators.

Rumors have been circulating in the Business District of Planet Denver, where HQ of Focks Industries is located along with a major Sirius Stock Exchange hub. Among these rumors is that Focks Industries secretly collaborated with it's business competitor Mango in Mango's release of it's PALS system. The PALS system became well known when a man a while back had used one PALS device shortly before being shot and killed due to sudden violent and aggressive behavior. The Network won't let me say what behavior due to it's extremely graphic nature, but you can always look on the Sirius Network News Extranet for more details. When asked about the rumors, Focks Industries denied any collaboration. An FI Spokesperson had this to say:

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Focks Industries was aware that prior to Mango's release of the PALS system that they had been halted in a release due to "mechanical complications." Mango had asked Focks Industries if our R&D division could assist. It is strict FI Policy for our R&D division, let alone any department within Focks Industries to speak to competitors about any internal matter. We keep a close eye on all our employees, including the CEO Mr. Focks himself, to make sure internal secrets and agenda's are not released to those who could use that information to gain a financial and technological edge on the industry

More rumors are expected to circulate from this statement. SNN Analysts forsee more lawsuits against both Mango and Focks Industries

I'm Kent Rolphana. Until next time...

:facepalm:

well, on that note, I have more..."Misplaced" information for the masses

This is a pair of emails exchanged by Gloria Selfit, Liberty Secretary of State and Xenos #2 Lieutenant Rorshat Kemnovitz with blind carbon copies sent to John DeLyra, Liberty's Director of Internal and Foreign Affairs; David Mathenson, Chief of Liberty Police; Admiral Dwight LaWalski, Chairman of The Liberty Military Council of Six and Commander of 1st Fleet, and Vice Admiral Julia Benzett, Commander of The 4th Flotilla/2nd Fleet stationed in New London and throughout Bretonia. Basically, The Liberty Government is contracting Xeno terrorists to disrupt trade within Bretonia and weaken Bretonian Armed Forces. It's not a very long series of Emails, but i guess Ms Selfit is talented at negotiations. Or Xeno terrorists aren't the brightest stars in the galaxy....

From: selfit_gloria@Liberty.gov;
To: Xeno4Lyf2217@pirt.il;
BCC: delyra_john@Liberty.gov; Mathenson.D@LPI.com; d.lawalski@libertynaval.mil; j.benzett@libertynaval.mil
Subject: You scratch our back...(Time-Sensitive)
**Begin encryption**
**Begin Message**

Mr. Kemnovitz.

I represent the Liberty federal government. We are aware of ever increasing Xeno activity in and around Liberty Space. The President, Myself, and the Naval Council of Six have been discussing how to deal with the increase of activity. Some plans call for units and others call for more...alternative solutions. The Liberty Government, as you may know from the media, is lacking in funds for more pilots, equipment and training. Many reasons are the cause of this, but it's narrowed down to two main causes: Foreign competition and unbalanced budgets.

While the latter may not apply to the Xenos, let alone the rest of the Sirius Sector, but it seems that our preferred demographic for new recruits are pursuing other opportunities among business and trade, freelancing and occasionally piracy. The Liberty government is making internal changes to gain more recruits and among the changes is stimulating an event that will boost recruitment into LPI and The Liberty Navy.

So what does that mean for the Xenos? The Liberty Government and Military is willing to turn a blind eye Xeno operations in Liberty Space in exchange for Aggressive interference with several private shipping companies, foreign government operations and military presence. Another encrypted message will be sent with that list if a deal is reached.

Alternatively we can also provide monetary compensation in exchange for staying out of Liberty Space entirely. This is preferred as it avoids media attention and our long-terms plans will proceed much more smoothly without it. The amount is attached in the second message.

Please contact The Liberty Internal and Foreign Affairs office on Planet Manhattan if we can reach an agreement.

This Message will be destroyed 15 seconds after being closed
**End Message**
**End Encryption**
**Begin Self-Destruct program-Execute Command: CloseMessage**

pretty heavy, huh?

Here's the List and amount offered:
Bretonian Armed Forces
Bretonian Police Authority
Bretonia Mining and Minerals
Gateway Shipping - Bretonia Division
Universal Shipping - Bretonia Charter
Daumann Construction - Bretonia Branch
Cryer Pharmaceuticals - Bretonia Division

Offered amount - 100 Million Credits up front with bonus 5 Million for each successful operation (bonus transferred upon federal confirmation of success)

So is the Liberty Government planning to invade Bretonia? here is the Reply. it's not actually from Kemnovitz as it's actually written by Xeno Ringleader only known as The Invisible Man (definitely NOT a Mass Effect reference..)

The Message is surprisingly short and unencrypted.

FromXeno4Lyf2217@pirt.il
To: selfit_gloria@Liberty.gov
Subject: ...And we'll scratch yours
**Begin Message**

We will get in touch

**End Message

Pretty spooky....Bretonia Residents should be a little concerned

Next Time: Space Race Conspiracies: What? Sports conspiracies???

i ban you for being misinformed

one, i'm a geek. Geeks > Nerds...always (a geek is really nothing more than an aggressive nerd)
two, i didn't lose my computer. if it was a choice between a place to stay and a computer, i think you'd choose a warm place too
three, i'm perfectly capable of living without a computer. technology is a different story and i'd die if i didn't have my cell phone even if it it's not a smartphone

Hello everyone. I am Portalearth. i am *NOT* in any means associated with Focks Industries but merely a voice to release publicly of backdoor deals and conversations between members of political office, corporation fat cats, directors of organizations that "don't exist." By no means is this illegal because last i looked, the Neural Net isn't terribly regulated and finding me is hard because i'm broadcasting through a secret method only taught to...well i'm just messin, but seriously, you can't find this signal or even trace it if you managed to.

But i shall first provide a transcript of a conversation between Mango CEO and it's Business opponent Focks Industries. The Focks Industries rep in the recording is unknown and our experts are working hard find out who it is with only limited access to employee records of FI. Mango's CEO is Jonathon Falla. The recording is dated roughly 5 months before the PALS was released.

*Begin Transmission*
Jonathon Falla: Hello?
Focks Industries Rep: Is this Jonathon Falla?
JF: Yes, Who am i speaking to?
FI Rep: I represent Focks Industries. We understand your 'Project Small' is nearing completion, but is missing a component that prevents the device from entering Testing and QA phases.
JF: Okay. So how do you know know about that?
FI Rep: Because we have that component you need...well at least a working prototype and the technical drawing for it.
JF: How?
FI Rep: It's not important. FI is having difficulty keeping costs down. We have a working prototype as well, fully functional and lives up to your plans Mr. Falla. It's only a matter of who releases it first.
JF: So why not just release it and put you at number 1?
FI Rep: Like I said, it's a matter of keeping costs down. You understand what I'm Saying?
JF: I think I do. So what do you want with me?
FI Rep: Focks Industries is willing to give you our Focus Engine prototype and blueprints in exchange for 50% of the Project Small's Revenue
JF: There's gotta be a catch if you aren't asking for money up front. Focks Industries always asks for money up front...even under the guise of a deposit
FI Rep: Well...
JF: C'mon man if there is something that could potentially ruin me, i need to know up front.
FI Rep: Okay...During our testing phase, some of our testers developed some health anomalies...
JF: Health anomalies...?
FI Rep: Well, it was really only one tester. Completely isolated. We through everything 3 times in every conceivable way. It's FI Standard Policy to make sure R&D releases something thats not gonna fuck up and SOP makes sure of that.
JF: I see.
FI Rep: And that's why we are usually second in revenue. Our things are just too damn expensive. People buy them, the demographic is usually people who make 7-8 figures a year.
JF: I see. What happened to that tester?
FI Rep: Smart man...
JF: I'm not the CEO of Mango for nothing.
FI Rep: True this. Be cautioned, it's graphic and i'm only reading from the the report that was generated due to the incident.
JF: Fire away
FI Rep: "Tester 213 began the test of the Personal Atomizer revision 6.11 make 2. Successfully tested on objects 12-D "Briefcase", 1-E "Spare Tire" and 2-E "10-Gallon Oil Drum." Upon initialization sequence of Test 3-E "Replica President Kennedy Oval Office Desk," Personal Atomizer Revision 6.11 Make 2 exhausted a cloud which later was found to be a synthesized neural toxin. Tester 213 began exhibiting hostile and aggressive nature 2 minutes after exposure. Tester 213 Assaulted a technician with a screwdriver with several violent thrusts into the ear canal and eye sockets. Tester 213 then began to "eat" the technicians forearm and face. The Technician appears to have "reanimated" and is now being ignored by Tester 213. Observers purged the test room from remote facility. Accompanying video file 18-2.51
JF: Wow.
FI Rep: Imagined if this report gets into the public domain. The Report later determines the cause was at the Focus Engine and after this we completely rebuilt it. We can provide revision history if you'd like as well.
JF: That would be nice
FI Rep: Excellent. We want to make sure you aren't getting our mistakes. It's bad business and creates all sorts of legal problems.
JF: I agree. Alright. I'll do it.
FI Rep: Good good. We'll send all the necessary paper work. We want to remind you that this contract is to be taken very seriously. it's been written so this Revision of our Focus Engine no longer is ours. It's made clear in the paperwork.
JF: It sounds too easy and i'm beginning to second guess.
FI Rep: Check your messages, Mr. Falla
JF: What the-? Whats this?
FI Rep: The Contract. Please read it and let us know. We have many other projects to keep us busy and can wait on a decision from you. But keep in mind time is money and if you wait too long, we may release our Atomizer anyway.
JF: If you do that, some people may not like this contract
FI Rep: What Contract?
*End Transmission*

Turns out that FI was wrong about where the Toxin came from.

5 months later, this Article came out on SNN

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A fatal design flaw in tech super giant Mango's newly released Personal Atomizer Launch System was found when a consumer was shot and killed while eating a homeless mans face. Mango, barraged with a flurry of complaints, are working on the problem and is requiring a mandatory recall of all PALS devices. Citizens across the Sirius and Altair sector's are scrambling to acquire food, medical supplies and weapons to what people are calling "The Zombie Apocalypse." A zombies another name for a human who has died and come back to life with all but the utmost primitive parts of the brain not functional and wanders the world looking for the flesh of the living. Mango stated that the cause of the sudden aggressive cannibalism is still unknown, but may have to do with the very small amount of radioactive substances in the device. SNN Analysts smell a lawsuit.

Next Time: Political Bru-ha-ha over "legal" piracy?

i ban both of you because you both are a bunch of f*ck'n nerds!

Hello, I'm Kent Rolphana with Sirius Network News. Here is your daily Newscast:

Pharmaceutical researchers at the University of Cambridge have come under recent activist and political crossfire when one scientist Dr. Connor MacBrigden found out his son was a Cardamine user. Dr. MacBrigden once wrote a paper on potential pharmaceutical properties of the illegal hallucinogenic substance, but was too afraid to attempt to follow through on those theories due to the legality concerning the drug. However opportunity arose when Dr. MacBrigden pulled the "parent card" and confiscated his son's stash. Dr. MacBrigden then continued to research the drug in attempts to find any healing properties in Cardamine or any derivative of (i.e. Concentrates and edibles). 4 Months Later, bringing the story up until 2 days ago, Dr. MacBrigden discovered that by freebasing Cardamine, as published in the Peer and Board Review science Journal Meds Weekly, and then soaking the resin crystals in a Alcohol/Olive oil solution, a newly discovered bacteria that actually sweeps through the system eliminating any harmful pathogen, virus, infection etc in the body. The List includes the following, but not limited to:

* HIV/AIDS
* All Types of Cancer
* All Strains of Influenza
* Hepatitis C
* The "Common Cold"
* Alcohol Poisoning
* Cardamine Overdose

The Bretonian Ministry of Health and Disease Control and it's subsidiary The National Pharmaceutical and Noms Departments are analyzing the theoretical "Miracle drug." When SNN asked for an interview with Dr. Connor MacBrigden, he kindly responded that no statements shall be made until the Ministry (of Health and Disease Control) has approved my creation as beneficial to mankind. Sources close to Dr. MacBrigden also comment that the media avalanche has taken a toll on his health and wishes that the media leave him be until his health returns. Critics say this will be the most advanced leap in pharmaceutical science if proven that Dr. Connor MacBrigdens "Miracle Crystals" are in fact the solution to all of the galaxy's healths problems.

Put away your BattleBall gear and start your Ion Engines, race fans. Space Race season is gearing up and the Galaxy-Cup Circuit is scheduled to start it's 6-week qualifying rounds to see who will go to compete in the season's opening tournament. This year, the Galaxy-Cup is planning its first ever "Endurance Race." Fans and critics alike will be keeping a close eye on Space Race Cup as they do any league who decides to start an "endurance race." History has seen many of these races fail, either at the planning stages or during the event as racer saftey precautions have not been high enough. Events fail due to poorly-surveyed space hazards, Human interference such as pirates and warring factions and occasionally from forces that aren't human. The Galaxy-Cup has talked about asking for military and private contractor aid in these matters. A Statement released by a Galaxy-Cup representative said "Freelancers, Military and Private Security representatives are urged contact the Galaxy-Cup Office. The route takes racers through regions of space in which secret-weapons testers and adrenaline junkies alike will enjoy keeping our racers safe in the most hostile regions known: The Inner Core. Details of the route will be released once the Qualifying Races have reached 66% completion.

I'm Kent Rolphana Signing off from Lakewood, Planet Denver

there used to be a Teamspeak. Lord knows where the info is (it's on a thread somewhere)

not sure if anyone still uses it...or if it was used ever!

welcome back though

This is Kent Rolphana returning from his holiday vacation on Planet Baden Baden.

Today, a group of mercenaries, rumored to be under the employ of the Silver Arrows, stopped a Soulforge Train making a standard run from Edinbrugh to Stuttgart. When the mercenaries declared that this Train was marked for a targeted killing the group open fired on the transport. Law Enforcement officials from The Crossfire Police Department were a short trade lane jump away and responded to the distress call. Hostilities abruptly ceased when the officers arrived. When Chief of Police Gunny questioned the mercenaries, they claimed that the transport was carrying Bretonian Armed Forces classified documents and Bretonian Royal Family Heirlooms which were reported stolen earlier this week.. The Trader claimed these accusations false, however a later ship scan revealed the transport was indeed carrying such packages. Crossfire PD Officials apprehended the trader and brought him back to Planet New London to face trial. Pretrial hearings are scheduled to commence this Monday.

In other news, The Sirius Champion Royale came to a close yesterday as Liberty Battleball champion, Manhattan Fury, took the Royale by storm. In the 8-team tournament bracket, the Fury won the preliminary and semi-final rounds with shut-out victories over the New Tokyo Samurai and a new contestant who has never competed in the Sirius Champion Royale, Sovetskaya Reds. In the final Match, The Fury and New London Ligers battled it out in a spectacular display of physical prowess and athleticism. Both Teams managed to send the match in double Overtime. However, one team managed to limp bloodied and battered to claim the title of Sirius Battleball Champion. Congratulations to the Manhattan Fury. You earned it guys.

Looking over at the world of Business, Focks Industries announced a business contract has been made with the Crossfire Police Department. CEO Cantana Focks and Chief of Police Gunny [Last name held for privacy concerns] reached an agreement. Focks Industries will provide 25% of its weapons stocks to CFPD as well as an contribution of $40 Million Credits to help renovate CFPD Headquarters in the Tarsus System. Also, Defense agreements have been established between the Mega-Corp and Police department.

This is Kent Rolphana from SNN Headquarters in Lakewood, Planet Denver. Until Next Time

i ban you for thinking i still got my V-Card

i don't. i misplaced it in the vagina of a girl named Caitie