Posts by Portalearth

i ban you because you haven't sent me any weed

if you think i'm gonna drive up to Michigan with a fat sack of ganja, you're mistaken

i ban you because i didn't get any pussy this week

i ban you for cheesy life advice

i ban you for being an over achiever and having to tell everybody everything

yes i did. and i still would if i had a computer

i think a long time ago, under the guise of [CFPD]MIssissippi_Queen, i once RP'd an orbital bombardment of Plant X3403 and destroyed 85% of it's population. there's a screeny that someone has somewhere buuuuutttt i'm not to inclined to look.

fml. i need a computer...

designate a person to report all hacks n stuff?

you're asking the impossible.

blame them for not doing their job? (1) if you can do better, why not volunteer in the first place. (2) it creates drama. (3) you'll only succeed in driving not one but at least two people for getting on their case (one being the ambassador but the others who get fed up with the drama or is scared away by it.

K.I.S.S Keep It Simple Stupid. GR's are plenty. adding more moderator-types is just rubbing lime juice on a wound shortly before cleaning with an iodine/alcohol solution. if a Galaxy Ranger is not doing their job or not competent enough for it, submit a ticket and someone will get back to you (that's why it's there people)

Optimization:
- Game Booster: temporarily shuts down unnecessary background programs, flushes cache, and tweaking options for optimal game play. lots of things has been added and enhanched since i used it. you will notice a performace difference when this program is running. Free. http://www.iobit.com/gamebooster.html#none

nope. straight American old west. think Wyatt Earp, Jesse James, Gold Rushes, train robberies, brothels and courtesans....

So, as you know, me and a few friends are venturing into making an american west mmo.

at this point, we're looking for folk who knows the CryTek3 engine. experience is highly preferred as there was talk between my associates about presenting a working beta to major MMO Game Devs (Bioware, Bethesda etc...) in attempting for grants or sponsors or heck, maybe even help making a full game. but that's only talk...

so anyone or anyone who knows anyone who knows how to use the Crytek3 Engine, you should PM me on the forums

thanks

well, i have this crazy hair-brained scheme

go to craigslist and look for computers/laptops that are only good for parts. then Frankestein one together, slap in the drive from my old computer and pray like crazy that i still can access my old CFIDs. i got ~6 Billion credits over all my account(s)!!!

i can't let you do that...but i didn't give out where to go to do what now did i?

sorry for the DP, but from the lack of responses and a certain cynical troll, i'm safely assuming no one wants me to re-join CF....

Husker MAY HAVE left out some important details

happy hunting

Live from Planet Denver, this is Sirius Network News.

Hello, i'm Kent Rolphana.

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The Sirius Champion Royale is scheduled to start Friday. All league champions in the sector are going to duke it out for the title of Grand Battleball Champion. You can catch it on the Neural Net Sports Channel 215 at 1900 Sirius Standard Time. Check your local listings for the time in your area.

well, last i told any of you you anything about the events of my life, i figured its time for an update slash request

so a friend of mine, whos a former roommate from job corps, invited me to stay at a place he's gonna get in Utah. this will happen if the US Army doesn't discharge him for his bum knee (he in theories leaves for basic in the middle of January). the bad side if he DOESN'T get medical discharged, than i have to wait until march when he has the funds for the place. in any case, there's a room reserved.

if he does get discharged, then he and i and potentially another friend of his will invest in a van and become nomads....basically.

my parents are going to fly me to Utah when the time is right, so i do have a plan of action.

i'm also giving up pot for a while. though i have a medical license to smoke it, possess it, grow it, carry up to 2 ounces, it's not really what i need right now. finding an alternative to occupy my time is becoming somewhat of a challenge.

so among the alternatives includes reading, writing (i told myself i'm gonna right a best seller and that's what i'm gonna do) watching movies...ya know time waster stuff. financially, i'm waiting for SSI and another state funded welfare benefits program.

but recently, i found myself fiending for Freelancer: Crossfire. the amount of involvment i want to do (beyond being the News Anchor for SNN and running the logistics of Focks Industries on the Forums) is starting to...well lets say the effects resemble something to that of a recovering heroin addict...without the heroin of course.

so i reach out the to Crossfire and SWAT Community for a laptop donation. i'm not looking for a fancy 6 billion dollar laptop. in fact something capable of playing only CF would probably suffice. internet isn't a big concern since my apartment complex has wifi in the clubhouse. it's going to take another month and a half or so for a decision on SSI and if it's not the decision i want, than i'm going to appeal it until i get the answer i want. there's an add for a laptop on the bulletin board near my mailbox for something that probably can play CF without all the fancy visual upgrades, but it's $100. so if a physical laptop isn't possible, than monetary donations work as well.

now some of you will say "get a job you bum," but the fact is, i have a few disabilities that make it extremely difficult to find and keep a job. the last job i held lasted two weeks. i want to work, believe me i do, but at this point in the game it's not gonna happen.

so if some of you folk are sympathetic to my fiending for Freelancer, by all means, shoot me a PM. if not...nuts to you then

I'm Kent Rolphana and this is the SNN Daily News

I want to first apologize for the update missing from yesterday. A Fleet of Lost Prophet Ships lay siege to our Headquarters...well actually the entire planet of Denver...and the local authorities wanted everyone indoors until they leave. I was unable to access network resources and could not provide an update. And now for the News...

Yesterday, a Fleet of Lost Prophet Ships surrounded and lay siege to Planet Denver. the 24 hour standoff came to an end when Liberty dreadnought LDN Legacy and her fighter wing was dispatched to the area. While the Lost Prophets are still at large, the people of Planet Denver are now safe and the alert level has been lowered to green.

A fatal design flaw in tech super giant Mango's newly released Personal Atomizer Launch System was found when a consumer was shot and killed while eating a homeless mans face. Mango, barraged with a flurry of complaints, are working on the problem and is requiring a mandatory recall of all PALS devices. Citizens across the Sirius and Altair sector's are scrambling to acquire food, medical supplies and weapons to what people are calling "The Zombie Apocalypse." A zombies another name for a human who has died and come back to life with all but the utmost primitive parts of the brain not functional and wanders the world looking for the flesh of the living. Mango stated that the cause of the sudden aggressive cannibalism is still unknown, but may have to do with the very small amount of radioactive substances in the device. SNN Analysts smell a lawsuit.

New London Liger Forward Stewart Grant tested positive for Anabolic Steroids yesterday. The Battleball Commission has announced that Mr. Grant is being placed on an Indefinite leave due to the positive drug results. Liger Head Coach Bob Stanton said in a press statement that he was unaware that Stewart was "juicing" and that none of his other players are taking 'roids. The Ligers may not have enough decent manpower to compete in the Sirius Champion Royale, which begins later this month. The Team will decide whether or not to compete anyway.

From our Headquarters in Lakewood, Planet Denver this is Kent Rolphana. Until next time....

Heey guys.

i have a friend of mine who's going to be heading up an RPG and possibly MMORPG based around the American West. set in the time of the mid-1870's you basically go around as a bad guy or sheriff or gold miner

like Freelancer but on earth, back in time and not spacey.

He's currently looking for a Dev Team. there are three people (including myself) who filled the writer positions, but he still needs modelers and coders and all that jazz

he's registering on the forums as i type so the next post probably will be from him

yeah. DK and Dominator races don't snitch....

Hello, I'm Kent Rolphana. This is SNN Daily News

Today Deep Space Engineering's Regional Office on Planet Leeds experienced a fire that broke out on the 45th floor. The Cause of the blaze, while still unknown, caused moderate damage. According to local public servants, the fire had been burning for 23 Minutes before the windows on the 45th Floor burst due to the pressure built up inside. 2 People were mildly injured and thankfully, no one was killed. DSE has yet to release a statement

With the untimely pulled plug of Focks Industries security and information technology departments, FI has found itself in a financial renassaince. The Sirius Stock Exchange and Altair Index closed yesterday at a record high. SNN Financial Analysts are still confirming the numbers for accuracy. The final numbers will be released on the extranet at 1700 Standard

The 62nd Sirius Police Convention on Planet Curacao came to a halt yesterday as Crossfire Police Department Officers and Independent Operators Consortium traded gunfire. CFPD Officers were called to the planets surface when they had been tipped off an IOC Operative was impersonating the CFPD Representitive at the Convention. When they went to arrest the felon on the the imposter opened fired with a handgun at the officers. the ensuing battle lasted 13 Minutes. The Imposter, who's name is not being released, was killed after Silver Arrows Special Weapons and Tactics were requested by Orbital Spa and Cruise officials. 2 people were caught in the cross fire and but only received minor injuries.

The Dresden Repears fell short to the New London Ligers in the Semi final round of the Stuttgart Open. Star forward John Frenel helped lead the team to a 24-23 overtime win with an impressive display of athleticism during overtime. The Reapers Head Coach Luke Monikis announced his retirement after the close Battleball match. "It's not that I lost and i'm deciding to give up, I've just figured it was time to give my capable Assisstant coach Charlie Treom a chance to shine. This team has not only made me very rich and comfortable to retire, but changed my entire outlook on life. I will be pursuing my long time goals of Image Consulting for corporations on a part time basis." During his 13 year tenure, Coach Monikis lead the Reapers to 4 Rheinland Tournament wins, 2 Liberty Invitationals and came in Second at last years Sirius Champion Royale. They lost to the New Berlin Black

Again, I'm Kent Rolphana. Until next time