Women are Smart
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into
the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found
a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to
your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get
times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful
woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
will also make your husband the most handsome man in the
world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be
the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for
me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in
the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer
than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's
mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for
you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife..
Moral of the story: Women think they're smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the
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