Funny joke

In fact, i dont understand at all ...

3.14? Pie?

Why a computer is preferably a woman?
1. It is always there;
2. Any buy them only you will use;
3. Do not get upset if you neglect;
4. There is no problem if your friends use it
5. EASY TO TURN ON!
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The difference between user and network administrator
- Honey, you know that my gynecologist is a man?.In a sense, he knows me better than you!
- Ofc dear, because I am a simple user and he is a network administrator

i can devastate the house of my neighbor at night without entering it.

ingredients:
- my laserpointer
- his cats

as long as i don't open my mail drop, invoices are existent and non existent. Schrödingers post.

if a man stares at the low neckline of a woman, the power of his brain reduces 50%

per breast.

A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.