I ban Michael 'cos I have just scored a decisive victory in a Hearthstone match.
>Pirate Warrior (me) vs. Elemental Mage
>I am already out of the board and have only one card in my hand
>I can't attack with my face due to that flakkin' Water Elemental that keeps freezing it
>Opponent has 6 HP
>They also have Taunt in the shape of Tar Elemental so they are safe from Charge minions
>The card I am clutching is Mortal Strike
>Mortal Strike normally deals 4 damage
>Couple of turns, opponent downs my face to 12 HP and emotes "Hello"
>No doubt they are clutching two Fireballs in the hand for next turn lethal
>BMing motherflakker doesn't even realize their misplay
>Dis is gun b gud
>I emote "Thanks" because I have this turn lethal
>Mortal Strike deals 4 damage, but if its owner has 12 HP or less it deals 6 damage instead
>Just enough to finish them off
>Instead of BMing in return I simply smack them in the face with Mortal Strike, bringing them to 0 HP