I ban you cus, granted, you don't understand it at all, and neither anything else in life. You won't understand anything at all... at akk.
I wish I go n fall asleep now in 5 minutes and wake up at the normal hour tomorrow, with no interruptions.
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I ban you cus, granted, you don't understand it at all, and neither anything else in life. You won't understand anything at all... at akk.
I wish I go n fall asleep now in 5 minutes and wake up at the normal hour tomorrow, with no interruptions.
Granted, but the day after tomorrow, a group of dodgy people appeared at your house asking for Fruit donations
I wish I was able to get a pizza right now
Granted, but your pizza was burned and dark like a Black Hole (Brandenburger Art, like we say in Germany)
I wish I would be better play PvP in Crossfire
Granted but you were overcome by many Mercs and cops because you were too good at pvp 1 on 1.
I wish I had another damned PC that will run CF
Granted, but new high end pc is to good for CF. CF runs, but much to fast for you. So you still can't play CF
I wish we have more player in CF MP.
granted, but even more players won't bring u more tax-profit, because i'll always be there
i wish, well actually i wish i had more time to make my warning above come true
Granted, you have more time, but for your new girlfriend which even takes away time from your sleeping time/hours.
Lets see how u handle this one then.
I wish I would die today.
granted but u won't enjoy it since it is a boring death while u sleep.
i wish my cat could speak.
Granted, but all it says is "what have u done with your life?"
I wish I could not go to drill.
granted, all u have to do is not to go. but u will be free after that.
i wish i had ur problems.
Granted but u have a negative chance of getting a girlfriend (if u even get that far)
I wish my package gets here today
Granted, but when you open it, there are dodgy people asking you for fruit donations
I wish dodgy people stop asking me for Fruit Donations
Granted, but instead dodgy people come asking you for taxes and fines for not having paid them in time.
I wish I had three corrupted wishes.
Granted, but 2 of them are denied
I wish the snow wouldnt melt already
Granted, now/next comes the flood cus all the snow melting at once.
I wish the next poster doesn't make a wish at all.
Granted but then this thread wouldn't be complete
I wish I could get my money back from the Cloaking devices accident
Rayden, you didn't grant my wish and not make a wish and let the thread be incomplete lol bad bad
Granted, but then you have a money and bugged character accident.
I wish I could breathe normally
granted, but it's so real you mistaken it for real life and go utterly insane
i wish it was me who won the $1.5 Billion Powerball lottery
I started this thread 8 years ago. i'm so proud
Granted but you lost your cash in a car crash and had to pay the 1.5 Billion bill
I wish I could do good trading
Congrats