pigs vs rats

hey,
in the early hours of the morning, officers from the BG and the CFPD found a trespassing pirate within the Vega system going under the alias of "DooD" who was relentlessly persued to the X-3043 system and forced planetside, where i can only asume he was detained. during these events a newly resurrected SMG werter arrived along with CSF commander LP marauder where a large scale battle took place.

if anything here can be added to or corrected, post bellow

indeed, but i would have tractored you in and sold you back to the CSF for $10,000,000,000........
but you would have lived

you call pirates rats, i thought 2 animals would be cool, it was gunna be giraffes vs racoons.......

btw pigs are cool animals, they have better noses than dogs, they make the best food ever, bacon (for you yanks out there i think you know it as "Canadian bacon") plus they very clever. they also like doughnuts. the resemblence it uncanny to the forces of the CFPD and or bloodguard

rats, abbreviated pirates, i was born in the year of the rat in Chinese zodiac, and it is the first of the zodiac. rats are cunning, agile creatures who can survive in the most despicable of environments, with a intelegence rarely found in the animal kingdom be proud to be a rat

yes that is the bacon i was on about, the food of gods and titans!

and marauder, they fly via methane/ doughnut powered jetpack

no no no no, thats from a new airline that only uses fuel every 5 seconds.
wonder who owns that