Gentlemen...What is Your Best Pickup Line On a Girl?

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    What is your best pickup line you have used on a girl?


    I have a few but only one for now...Look at her, smile, and say...


    "I'm going to have to call the universe, and let them know one of their stars is missing."


    Corny, I know... but this is just the beginning 8)

    such sentences still work in canada? omg
    i could have a harem over there when i dig out all those old lines

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
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    i used a sentence similar to this as a joke and even as a joke it didn't pass well..... But he's from the west coast of Canada.... they're always late to respond (3 hours of jet lag :P) Dont worry OP in Quebec i'm not aware its still in use !

    "Are you also here to fuck?" (seriously that does work from time to time, depending where you are)


    or


    You could just look into her eyes (which is essential)... no no no... what am i doing here... thats a secret
    get your own method which fits to you

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    If the chick is a really really good 1and is confident in her appearance as the main argument, then u can try this 1:


    "Sorry but i can feel ur bad breath, fortunately i have some mouth freshener here, pls serve ur slf!",(be ready to make fast and discrete move), and while giving to her some freshener make half step closer and say: "Also i can suggest to you good deodorant which my grandma use".If she stay confused just for the moment (1-2 sec) this is the right timing for u: Come closer and say in her ear (confidence voice): "Do not worry, I had the same problem and I solved it...


    Depends of her reaction u will continue ur story...

    yeah.... its always nice to insult a girl with the first sentence *shakes head*

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    lol :D Since when girls left the classic romantic feelings and get to bitchy ones ? :P


    Hmm.... each type for each reason... 1 night stuff or 1 life stuff ! xD

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    [..] insulting a girl this way risk to get yourself a nice hand mark on your cheek [..]

    And that`s the best case scenario...

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    Your responses are...interesting, but one-line introductions to any girl is a art form that requires skill and timing.


    Depending on the girl, you one line intro needs to match her.


    Some guys are more concerned with their own looks rather than hers...and would say something like, "My God, you would look so good standing beside me."


    Some guys are hopeless romantics and would say something like, "You have a face with a view, and I could just swim in those beautiful eyes."


    Then there's guys like us, who are blunt and obvious, and would tell them the truth, like, "Hey Sweetie those lips would be perfect for what I have in mind."


    Come on gentlemen...let's have your best.


    P.S. We on the west coast of Canada do just fine and have some of the prettiest chicks on the planet...Quebec has some nice ones too SA_Arrow, but practicing one liners on your sister doesn't count.

    X( well, its all about whats around her. first ask something like time or direction and then her tell the real reason why u ask her. it has a 80 % chance of a first date. 8)

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    @glennie : Yup Canadian girls are cute from one ocean to the other :) And no i never practised my pickup lines on my sister, in fact sadly i hadn't much experiences to test my skills in a bar... i always met my girlfriends elsewhere (school class, friend of a friend (or maybe should i say girlfriend of an ex-friend ^^)

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    (or maybe should i say girlfriend of an ex-friend ^^)


    Dude! That's so against the Codex! :D

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    What pickup line you'd use for this universal winner ?


    I would walk right up to her, smile, and say..."Hello I'm uncleglennie and I'm the grand prize."


    ...then I would ask her the question..."Don't you think you're a little overdressed?"


    ...then hand her a blindfold and tell her this is all she needs to wear...I wouldn't want to scare her with my big Edison Trent :tongue:

    Nice try... too bad romanian girls are not only cute (international winner wtf ), but also smart xD She only looks at guys taller than her/them and with a good dotation as theese girls have :D :P

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    "get out of the wet clothes"

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!