Gentlemen...What is Your Best Pickup Line On a Girl?

There are 45 replies in this Thread. The last Post () by Michael.

    disgusting

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    Quote from SWAT_OP-R8R

    disgusting


    He says that now... but he surely had that in mind whn said this :D


    Quote from SWAT_OP-R8R

    "get out of the wet clothes"


    There's no water in the video O.o

    Chars: [CFPD]Michael~something (x25), [CFPD]~SQMS~{[(store)]} (x3), [CFPD]xfer, Event~Manager~Michael, StarfIier~EM~Michael, Event_Team_2, [GR]Michael[SP] and a blueprint of [CFPD]Sephirothis

    i can organize almost everything, and some water for sure is not the prob

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    that video sucks...


    Let's make our own guys...I'll grab the video camera, Micheal you bring the prizes, Arrow you be the judge, and OP you bring the towels and lotion.


    I think the winner should look like Juni.

    that i already bring the towels and lotion nothing speaks against me helping to use that

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    Well, I just drop the biggest medals I have on my chest from my military services :D As we can have more winners :D

    Chars: [CFPD]Michael~something (x25), [CFPD]~SQMS~{[(store)]} (x3), [CFPD]xfer, Event~Manager~Michael, StarfIier~EM~Michael, Event_Team_2, [GR]Michael[SP] and a blueprint of [CFPD]Sephirothis

    yes, but from your judger chairs. I have to go to personally give them the awards... and pick up their hands as winners

    Chars: [CFPD]Michael~something (x25), [CFPD]~SQMS~{[(store)]} (x3), [CFPD]xfer, Event~Manager~Michael, StarfIier~EM~Michael, Event_Team_2, [GR]Michael[SP] and a blueprint of [CFPD]Sephirothis

    oh but i intended making a close... very close judging. See, my glasses are due for replacement cause i don't see too well anymore, i need to get closer to have a better look 8)

    Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate






    10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know
    why my Roger is so Jolly?




    9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?




    8. Come on up and see me urchins.




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    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.




    5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your
    porthole?




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    3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.




    2. Well blow me down?




    And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate is …




    1. Prepare to be boarded.

    LOL...Ryder, bloody brilliant piece of prose my fine swashbuckler...


    This thread IS intended to collect some great pickup lines...cheers for your contribution...keep it coming or is that her line...


    I've got one line to add to your topic..."Lets be frank my dear, you can swab the deck or yank my plank." :)

    You notice two cute girls at the bar...


    One of them gets up and heads to the washroom, but on the way you step in front of her to stop her and say...


    "I noticed you two beauties sitting at the bar, and I was going to ask you for your friends name so I could introduce myself to her while you were in the john, but I realize that would be a big mistake."


    She asks, "Why's that a mistake?"


    You say, "Because I see now that I'd be a fool not to see that you're the real beautie, and I should get your name instead."


    She gives you her name because she's dying to take a piss. More than likely she'll be thinking about you while she is taking a piss.


    It's all about the timing guys. :)


    P.S.We are guys, so of course while she's in the john I'd walk over and start chatting with her friend, using her name as an icebreaker. Butta Bing. ;)

    Quote from SA_ARROW

    do you have stats about this trick


    The stats show that it really works on French-Canadian girls... :thumbsup:


    BTW...I have used this trick and had some success, but that was years ago. Success rate goes up with the greater amount of alcohol consumed.


    CFPD...Just wondering what is the punishment for flying drunk in my CF ship in Sirius? ;(