I ban michael smart ass =)

The ''You`re Banned'' Game
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I ban Mozzi because now you reminded me about them.
And I had remembered to have a "ship equivalents" of ponies.
Pretty lame version, isn't overthinked yet.
Celestia - Yggdrasil BS (Big and exclusive)
Luna - Ragnarok Gunboat (Exclusive and powerful)
Discord - hmmm, I don't know. Maybe Manticore Dreadnought since it annoys even its owners.
Chrysalis - either Nomad Battleship or Nomad Strike Carrier.
TS - I think, either Redemption or Deimos (Pretty powerful)
RD - Cayman (Fast and agile, extremely dangerous in PvP)
AJ - i don't know, honestly. Either Haidar (Haidar more fits Big Mac) or Saracen (Big cargo bay and firepower).
Rarity - ANY beautiful ship. Maybe Shroud.
Pinkie Pie - Cossack, since its breaks the laws of reality by being good armored and agile AT THE SAME TIME. Or Liberty Siege Cruiser with its "party cannon".
FS - Starflier (Pretty useless) or Basilisk (fails miserably when fighting another player, flies badly, but NPCs are at mercy of it), or any bomber (Good with capitals, bad with fighters), or Repair Ship.
Derpy - Variants - Cossack (14K of armor and agility? DEЯP), any bomber, or... I just don't know. -
Discord - hmmm, I don't know. Maybe Manticore Dreadnought since it annoys even its owners.
this one very true.. but still your banned
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I ban Mozzi because that was exactly as I thought.
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I ban Ajay becuse your right this time..
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I ban Mozzi because I still can't get what ship to assign to FS.
Basilisk seems to fit perfectly, because
-Both can hardly fly. (Mike remembers that "Flttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy can hardly..." *Gets "Stared" again, for a short time this time*)
-Both have bad "communications skills" (For Basilisk "communication skills" = PvP capabilities).
-Both are able to take care of "non-sentient beings" (For Basilisk "take care" = slay, "non-sentient beings" = NPCs)
-Both can absorb quite an amount of "agression" (For Basilisk "agression" = damage) but still can get broken.
-Both have some relation to silence (Basilisk in Starlancer had a cloaking device, and that's my headcanon that Basilisks that are used in Coalition Armed Forces are still using it).
But actually I can't equalize my most favorite ship to my least favorite pony. -
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I ban y ou cus we can start making YOU food, we need mozzi for our mozzarella.
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I ban Mike because I can't ban Mozzi because of him.
I don't care if you will even do something to Fluttershy, even if you, for example, bake her into a cupcakes (*Silent shocked gasp in the background*), but if you will do something to my ship...BTW one MLP fanfic called "Cupcakes" is about Pinkie dissecting and flaying RD alive. I never read it and don't reccomend it... and moreover "Little Bakery of Horrors involving doing the same to *sob* FS.
Actually you called it "Ugly" it IS already an insult. -
I ban you cus that's what I shown to you
Well done my faithful student, you learnt that lesson.
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I ban Mike for not snapping me for insulting FS.
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I ban you cus you didn't insult her, just said something what you saw, and the idea of baking her, but no insults
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I ban you because it seems to be alright.
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But I do ban you for missing Derpy... 6.9
Apparently the fandom for that one which represents the internet uhm, behaviour ? made them actually build a figurine of Derpy.
herp derp too many trolls.
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I ban Mike because my post number 1862 actually mentioned Derpy.
I still don't get what ship would fir her. -
I ban you cus that's for not knowing CF's ships well enough, I got the perfect one for her.
Bastard - has one engine, on the left side, upper than the main body, and the right engine is lower, asymetric, but still a good fighter which comes with an extra turret !
SA's image is taken diagonally if you see, so you don't see the engines well cus they are one in front, one behind the main body.
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I ban Mike for being FLAKKING RIGHT!
And I now have an idea for a Discord. Butcher. Asymmetrical and unproportional,and is annoying too since Juni uses that ship (and she is annoying).
From the other side, Dissy's ship can be also Anubis since it is melded from Defender and Legionnaire.
Or in Discovery is also fitting ship - Junkers Recycler that has a body of CSV, wings and fin of Titan and also some parts of Civillian Bomber. -
I ban you for saying I am completely right... cus that is correct ! That's just me;
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Edit: Know what...
What is not cool is that Derpy is being removed, noticed she didn't really appear in the last season like before ?[video]
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I ban Michael, because i was't make a ban from few days.
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I ban you for your bad timing.