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Hello and Welcome to the first broadcast of the Galaxy News System. I'm your host Kent Rolphana broadcasting to you galaxy-wide live from beautiful Planet Los Angeles. Before i get started on today's news, I want to share with you all how awesome this really is. GNS has been hard at work for the last two years to bring this station to all reaches of the Universe from Sirius to Altair and everywhere in between. Hundreds of millions of credits have been spent to bring you the finest and highest quality news.
And now for todays Headlines
Cryer Pharmaceuticals was fined yesterday by LIberty Security Forces after an investigation ordered by the Liberty Department of Accountability discovered that the popular stimulant "4EverFlight," commonly used by long distance freighter pilots, soldiers as well as recovering Cardamine addicts, was falsely labeled as "safe, available for retail sale." Following a Lawsuit by independent shipping operator Fleece Mason of the Edgeworlds who sustained injury from the use of the stimulant, LSF officials found that the drug had not yet left small mammal trials before researchers allowed it to pass through quality assurance and onto the market. Mason, according to the lawsuit suffered from side effects such as severe insomnia, swelling of the throat that caused Mason to lose consciousness during a docking procedure and infertility. Cryer has not yet released a statement and there is no word of other victims coming forward.
Planet Hamburg Police Captain Samuel Difenbaker was sentenced to 5 years in a Maximum Security Prison after pleading guilty to sexually harassing Kimberly Steinberg during a routine traffic stop in the Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz region of Hamburg. Dash cam footage shows Steinberg stepping out of her speeder, following Captain Difenbaker's request and leaning against the side while he searched her vehicle. Captain Difenbaker returned to his cruiser after telling the victim he was going to run her license. As he returns, Difenbaker shut off his dashcam but was unaware the audio was still recording. This is what happened
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Captain Difenbaker: Ma'am, can you please put your hand behind your head?
Steinberg: oookaaaayyy?
Difenbaker: You have any weapons or knives or anything that can hurt me in your pockets?
Steinberg: No
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Steinberg: WHAT THE *expletive* ?! You just touched my P***y!!!!
Difenbaker: Calm down ma'am
Steinberg: *expletive* no! You just touched my vagina! Get off me
Difenbaker: Ma'am if you don't calm down, i'll have to take you jail
Steinberg: You think i hide drugs up there? Youre done *expletive* pervert. Take me to jail, i don't care! I'm gonna take you to the cleaners after i get out out
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Steinberg was arrested and charged with speeding, disobeying a law enforcement official requests and resisting arrest but released after the dashcam footage was reviewed and the charges were dropped. Steinberg has filed a lawsuit against Captain Difenbaker and the Hamburg police department
Our Last story of the day comes from a small neighborhood On Kyushu. "Way Back When," a Libertarian inspired barbecue restaurant open last year. Hiro Nagataki, Head Chef and Owner of "Way Back When" visited Planet Houston and quote "completely fell in love in the flavors and style of Libertarian BBQ." After returning from his trip, Hiro spent several months perfecting his menu by taking traditional Kusari dishes and infusing Libertarian flavors with them. Foodies from all over Sirius and Altair have traveled to Kyushu with reservations as much as 6 months in advanced just to try this never before style of food. Find a review of "Way Back When" on the GNS "Food and Fun" page on the Neural Net.
That's all we have for today folks. Our Next Broadcast will feature a segment by investigative journalist Huey Whitman of Bretonia on the squatters of New London and how Bretonian officials are tackling the issue
Until Next Time, I'm Kent Rolphana
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