*Get out of bed* *walk to the kitchen* *looks around*
Wife: "Hi dear! oh, you don't look so good"
Me, unemployed freelancer: "I know"
*Turns around and make his way to the living room* *sits in front of the TV and sees the news paper*
Me, unemployed freelancer: "when did the paper came in?"
Wife: "about 2 hours ago"
Me, unemployed freelancer: "I asked you to wake me up when it got here" *they never listen, why do I bother asking*
*Opening the news paper* *turning the pages all the way to job employment, section 1.9* *Still nothing*
Me, unemployed freelancer: *Not feeling so good*
Me, unemployed freelancer: "Dear, wake me up when you see something under 1.9" *going back to bed*