The ''You`re Banned'' Game

I ban Ajay, because exactly you're right i will go in Coalition for weapons and when i'm full with weapons will be stupid if DKs kill me on way to Sirius.
But that will be done later now i go to lunch.

I ban Ice-Warrior because you still can be blown up by Nomads while trying to return via TDR in Yakutsk.
Happened to me once: I've been too heavy damaged before I've got control on my ship.

I ban Ajay for making me lol with the nomads...

I ban Mike because yes, it actually happened. When I finally could control the ship, it was too late.
As about the insulter... Hmm, I know what you're gonna do (i.e. send to DA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNAH! for a thousand years :P)

I ban you cus.... depends of if they are a byeetch that likes bananas

I ban Mike because FLAK, I forgot to ask
J/K.

I ban you for the joke

I ban Mike because whatever.
However I don't like Trollestia/Molestia/Tyranlestia much. For a comedy? Acceptable. Really view a character as such? Not my point.
Besides, it would be a real tearjerker for a fanfic if canon!Celestia was viewed as a tyrant or troll by the rest. Well, as I recall, there is a couple of such. If honestly, in such a fics Celestia looks like a total woobie: All alone and knowing that it will never end as she's immortal.
However IMHO it wouldn't be that bad as she has Luna. And since KCaFO Discord.

I ban you cus, it's just fanfic... not a topic to worry about and make a philosophy out of what's ok and what's not.

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Besides, it would be a real tearjerker for...

Afraid of competition ?

I ban Mike because exactly, but well, we both need something to talk about, huh?
And I am just saying that fanfic using that idea would be pretty sad.
As about "afraid of competition" part, I think I didn't quite got what you said. "Tearjerker" is used to describe sad stuff that causes "manly tears".
Or maybe you are asking me why won't I write a fanfic? Oh come on, you know I'm terrible at that and I can't restrain myself from an "author's avatar".

I ban you cus I ment, that others/something being jerk / a tearjerker sounded similar with your words of having a "jerk" attitude with others

I ban Mike because as a verb word "jerk" may mean "provoke".
So "tearjerker" is something that provokes tears.
Look TVTropes page for more details.

Ya, ya, I ban you cus I saw that.

I ban Mike because that's good.
BTW there is both "Jerk" and "Tearjerker" combined, called "Jerkass Woobie".

I ban you cus it's "Jerkass Wookie", we're in SPACE

I ban Mike because on TVTropes "Woobie" page it was mentioned: "Do not confuse with native inhabitants of planet Kashuuk" (or how it's spelled).

I ban you cus, they are smart enough then

I ban Mike becauseyes, they are.
P.S. It is 70 years since the events Sabaton's "Panzerkampf" song is about.

I ban you cus, as if I have any idea about sabaton or whatever panzer (k, I know Panzer is about german tanks) or song you mean, and no, I don't want to know.

I prefer living in peace

I ban Mike because "Panzerkampf" stands for "Tank fight". It is a song by Swedish metal band "Sabaton". Won't be telling what the song is about but sure as hell I've mentioned it here before.
P.S. Dammit, found this story on SCP Foundation: Letter of the Day - The SCP Foundation
Inb4 you'll get the references.