Corrupt Wish Game

granted but you watch everyone around you, including your loved ones. You develop a severe narcotics addiction which reverses your youth

i wish blah

granted but your ship runs out of h-fuel just meters from the finish line and you lose

i wish for a government issued pony

granted. Everyone gets a $15/hr minimum wage, but employers hire robots insteads due to their lack of pay and health insurance requirements. Society crumbles and descends into anarchy

i wish for my shift to end now but still get paid for the 49 minutes i'm still here.

P.S I don't really need a raise, i already make close to 15 an hour

I've been here for 7 hours already, i leave in 7 minutes!

Granted, your cat is now less annoying but more demanding. He's no longer your cat. You're his human. He owns you.

i wish I still had my cat Shadow

granted, but the laws of time travel still exists and upon meeting yourself, you cease to exist

i wish to remember to drink the beer i got at home

granted. but because you changed your past your future is drastically altered: You double your winnings but blow it all on cardamine. Now you roam the streets as a homeless bum

i wish for someone else to corrupt my wish