OP has real power!

Well unknown to OP and the Server Police,

For 500mill I managed to purchase a second hand invisibility cloak from a disgruntled former Bee Gee the other night and decided to gate crash OP's birthday party in Custodian.

It was a lavish doo with lots of good food, great entertainment and real interesting ladies

I decided to test OP's mythical power when the Birthday Cake came in and just as he was about to blow the Birthday Candles out (all 70 of them) - I jumped in (after pushing him out of the way) and closed my eyes and made my most desired and wanted wish and dream.

Then the Bee Gees grabbed me and kicked me out of Custodian and said only honoured guests were invited - not riff raff

Well I waited and waited for a whole day - and my wish never came true. I give up - it's just a myth, a fable, I can deny the rumour - OP has no magic powers.

But today, it was like a different day.

I woke up by a huge knock on the door - the postman brought some good tidings. The day was feeling a bit like Xmas.

I got on the bus to go to work and listen to the lovely and lively BBC Radio London and

LOL BEHOLD!!

SPORTS NEWS UPDATE

This can't be true - I do a quick check of my watch and phone to confirm the date - it's not 1 April - it's not APRIL FOOLS DAY.

Can it be true?

BYE BYE MOURINHO

BYE BYE MOAN INHO

TRA LA< LA LA LA LA

All my life I prey I would witness the mighty fall of this guy with UNPRECEDENTED EGO - he was so high up his jacksi - it would take an act of special and supernatural power to push him off his self made pedestal in the clouds.

Thank you OP for making my dreams come true.

Give my compliments to your baker.

I been trying to contact my Brother In Law but he wont anwser my calls

MWHWHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahhahahah

Well the moral of the story is that if your boss spends 30 Million pounds of his own money for you to use to do your job better - you better use it!!

Rumours also suggest their was a bust up with skipper (and now past his best - never will recover from his injury) JT about his recent on field performances which have been not up to his usual standard.

Personally I like to believe my negative thoughts projected into the ether of smoggy London has led to his demise.

All I know is that referees around Europe will be having a party and the phrase "Block the Goalkeeper" may soon leave our game.

He left on his terms, before he was pushed, just before a huge game versus the Red Devils on Sunday.

Finally we may see some good football being played at Stamford Bridge (small club as they are).