Burro Biting part duex

Yes , again , just as i was cleaning my pool a Burro bit me on my penis. My gland blew up like a baloon. Just enough for my wife to appreciate it's being.

Without notice the whole penal exageration reduced and my chances of getting it on decreased 10 fold.

I know Burros bite, but i wish i could be bitten again.

I am glad also Haldir. You are obviously without the slightest piece of humour.

The whole get a life statement is always said by people who live sad sedentary existences wishing that they too could be creative , funny and or offensive but lack the bottle to do so.

Anytime you want a one to one on Skype for instance , give me a pm and i will blow you out of whatever ditch you may dwell in , with my obviously superior wit and repartee.

God, that was a rant , eh?

ps, least Burro knows of the dangers of the feral Burro and their tendencies to steal tellies.

Hadir it says ur location is Lothlorien. Well i typed into google and found this.
It all makes so much sense now, you are indeed of the spastic persuation.
I did not make the below text up, google and see.

Lothlorien is a therapeutic community for people with mental health problems, situated in a quiet rural setting in South West Scotland. Lothlorien was originally started in 1974 by the Haughton family, who built the 13 bedroomed log house, one of the largest in its kind in Britain, from locally hewn larch and pine trees. It has been run since 1989 by the Rokpa Trust, an international charity founded by Dr. Akong Tulku Rinpoche of Samye Ling Tibetan Centre in Dumfriesshire. Buddhist values of compassion and tolerance are the basis of our approach, but we are not a religious community and are open to everyone.