Anti-Jokes

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    Fair Warning: This thread might touch some sensitive issues.


    Title is pretty self-explanatory...



    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I have a Gun,
    Get in the Van.

    Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.


    Being a Cynic isn't that bad. Either I'm right or I am pleasantly surprised.



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    (" )_(" ) to help him multiply, because that's what bunnies do.

    Edited once, last by Corynthos ().

    Why did the young boy drop his ice cream?
    He was hit by a bus.

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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    Roses are red...
    The Puppies are red...
    The Grass is all red...
    SHIT, The Garden`s on fire!

    Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.


    Being a Cynic isn't that bad. Either I'm right or I am pleasantly surprised.



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    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature
    (" )_(" ) to help him multiply, because that's what bunnies do.

    a baby seal walks into a club...

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    --
    Karl Marx: To do is to be!
    Lenin: To be is to do!
    Freddie Mercury: Doo be doo be doo!
    --
    RPG: Es gibt keinen Alkohol in Mittelerde! -> Mist!
    --
    I heard that's me having a beer (^^):
    ..... O
    LI² \ ' /
    ..... ^
    ..... / \

    ouch

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    The roses are purple...
    the grass is glowing...
    the sky is falling...
    and the cranck is now a rainbow.

    Chars: [CFPD]Michael~something (x25), [CFPD]~SQMS~{[(store)]} (x3), [CFPD]xfer, Event~Manager~Michael, StarfIier~EM~Michael, Event_Team_2, [GR]Michael[SP] and a blueprint of [CFPD]Sephirothis

    what does mickey mouse do every day?


    minnie mouse

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    (\__/)
    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
    (" )_(" ) signature to help him gain world domination.

    --
    Karl Marx: To do is to be!
    Lenin: To be is to do!
    Freddie Mercury: Doo be doo be doo!
    --
    RPG: Es gibt keinen Alkohol in Mittelerde! -> Mist!
    --
    I heard that's me having a beer (^^):
    ..... O
    LI² \ ' /
    ..... ^
    ..... / \

    Mickey...


    The roses are black,
    The garden is black,
    the sky is black,
    the moon is BLACK !!
    Total eclipse pasing over europe (especially over Spain :O and UK ) in an hour lol



    Patch:


    Ok, the moon is red not black...

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    K...this is anti-joke just cause its not funny


    So the dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor and says " can you make me one with everything? "

    I roam space in search of adventure and treasure.


    {LP}Marauder{X} of the Lost Prophets


    MARAUDER n 1: someone who attacks in search of booty
    "marauder": Syn: bandit, buccaneer, desperado, forager, looter, pillager, pirate, plunderer, predator, raider


    FYI: Lost Prophets are currently recruiting, please talk with a representative online :D

    cant help but i had to smile

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I`ve got something nasty,
    And now - so do you

    Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.


    Being a Cynic isn't that bad. Either I'm right or I am pleasantly surprised.



    My Homepage



    (\__/)
    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature
    (" )_(" ) to help him multiply, because that's what bunnies do.

    a man goes to a grocery store. while he is there, he buys bread, cheese, and milk.
    as he's checking out, the cashier says: "hey, you're single, aren't you?"
    the man is amazed. "wow, that's incredible. how did you know that?"
    "you're ugly."

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    (\__/)
    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
    (" )_(" ) signature to help him gain world domination.

    --
    Karl Marx: To do is to be!
    Lenin: To be is to do!
    Freddie Mercury: Doo be doo be doo!
    --
    RPG: Es gibt keinen Alkohol in Mittelerde! -> Mist!
    --
    I heard that's me having a beer (^^):
    ..... O
    LI² \ ' /
    ..... ^
    ..... / \

    a horrible one... what's small, black and scratching on the glass? a baby in a microwave oven. moral of the "story"? cut your baby's nails or they'll damage things.

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