Posts by Corynthos

Ban

I ban you for... reasons.

Quote from Michael

Granted, you have an accident in your holidays and are unable to move a single muscle so they connect your brain to a machine and you can play Crossfire with your mind

Again - A Win right there

Granted. You get something you never wished for. It is absolutely useless and you can never get rid of it.

Wish I had some coffee.

Granted. Now I'm talking to your mirror instead.

Wish I was actually qualified to do my current job.

Quote from Michael

Granted you breathe marijuana instead.

That's a win right there.

Granted. But you say it only to your mirror image

I wish I would get paid for doing nothing.

Quote from RonaldoDaVinci

Is this good or bad?

Dunno... You can test it though. Try building a really tall house of cards and then ''accidentally'' knock a card out from the very bottom. Tell us how you feel after that.

They added Ed Sheeran merely as fan service for Maisie Williams, who's a big fan of his.

Granted, but he the misfortune of having you as a cousin instead.

I wish trees would stop producing oxygen.

Granted, but the knowledge is hidden in the forums somewhere.

I wish for this thread to finally close and be inaccessible to noone.

Devout Believer: ''Our Father, Who art in heaven, Hallowed...''
God: ''What...?''
DB: ''Huh? Who's asking?''
God: ''Whaddaya mean ''who''? It's Yahweh. What do you want?''
DB: (Crosses himself) ''Oh! Lord!''
God: ''Hurry up, will ya?''
DB: ''Lord, you have blessed me with your presence!''
God: (Looks aside) ''What's wrong with these people? Can't they speak normally?''
DB: ''Oh, Lord, allow me to say a prayer in your honor!''
God: ''Alright...''
DB: ''Our Father, Who art in heaven...''
God: ''Ugh... again? I've been listening to the same crap for over 2000 years now. Got anything new in your playlist?''
DB: ''Then allow me to pray, as my heart wishes, my Lord.''
God: (yawns) ''Fine...''
DB: ''Lord, I, as you humble servant, ask for your blessing, so that I may carry your name to the people...''
God: ''Can you be more specific...?''
DB: ''M... money.''
God: ''And how about a lightning strike on your ass?''
DB: ''... understood.''
God: ''Alright, fine, what do you need the money for?''
DB: ''To build churches in your honor. To help orphans. For charity.''
God: ''Y'know, I kinda am a 'higher being' and all that spiel. I can see your thoughts like on a TV screen. Those ''orphans'' you mentioned are showing up with double-Ds.''
DB: (falls to his knees) ''Oh, Lord, please be merciful! The Devil is tempting me!''
God: (turns to the side) ''Hey, Lou! You hearing this?''
Lucifer: ''Duly noted. ''Dissed the Lord of Hell'' ''
DB: (shaking in fear) ''Lord, save me from evil!''
God: ''Fine, only if you do a task that pleases me. I'm not an asshole, after all.''
DB: (crosses himself and hits his head on the floor, bowing) '' ... Hallowed be thy name!''
God: (to himself) ''What an idiot''
DB: ''In your name, I shall cleanse the Holy Land of all Jews and blasphemers!''
God: (turns to the other side) ''Oh, for the love of... Moe, now he's dissing you!''
Moses: ''Bah! I don't even pay attention anymore. If I had a shekel for every time I have heard someone said that... '' (starts counting)
God: (turns to the DB) ''Screwing up twice in a single prayer. That's a first. But as the saying goes - who I haven't blessed with a brain...''
DB: (hopeful) ''Yes, my Lord, yes! In your infinite wisdom, you have not blessed me with a smart mind! I am just a dull creature made in your image!''
God: ''You do realize what you just said, right?''
DB: ''... oops.''
God: (slightly irritated) ''Nobody's called me an idiot before...'' (looks at Lucifer) ''... well, almost nobody.''
DB: ''Oh, Lord, please be merciful! You are merciful!''
God: ''Who, me?''
DB: ''So it says in the scriptures!''
God: ''Who knows what sort of babble's written in those.''
DB: ''But what about the Commandments?''
God: ''Doesn't apply to me. Fine. Get out of here. You're forgiven. But I gotta punish you a little bit. Y'know - for educational purposes.''
DB: (scared) ''... H-how?''
God: (in a thundering voice) ''From this moment forth, you shall no longer share a bed with a woman, but only with a man!''
DB: (terrified) ''... h-huh?''
God: ''You're gay now, you twit!''
DB: ''Oh, Lord!!!''
God: ''Alright. Reception's over. Gotta run to the gulf. Gonna play some ''war'' with Muhammad.

Dunno how or why, but everything fixed itself. Thx for the help, nonetheless.

So - The common denominator I got from that thread and my current situation is Vierlande Prison.

Assume that I'm too much of a dumbass to find it... could you drop a link in here?

So, yeah. For some reason I am banned. First I had problems with that CODE1 error. Decided to leave it alone for a while and play some SP. Now, a week later, I decide to try to get back on MP again and somehow I am banned. Last time I played MP normally, I was docked on Vierlande Prison in Hamburg. Just had sold some escape pods.

(***Edited for privacy reasons***)

*Grabs a chair, a tub of popcorn and a barrel of Custo Whiskey

Dis gon' be good.

Well, I've tried it all - Reinstalled FL, CF, futzed around with the shader options and everything: Whenever I try to enter the game I still get a CTD, right after selecting my character. And the Log keeps spitting out that ''Code 1'' crap. (SP works fine, btw)

The thing about RP is - you can't force it. One can try and make it appealing by hosting events, or maybe doing some promos, but in the end - if people just want to cruise around in peace, admiring the piece of art that is CF, then there isn't much that can be done about it.

Why, yes. Yes, it is. But compared to the tutorial that was in place when I began - this is a cakewalk. Just keep at it - don't be afraid to ask for help in Rookie Chat, and when I am online - feel free to msg me.