Posts by Corynthos

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The night king struck down the dragon with ease and now the white walkers have a dragon fighting for them.
The wall isnt going to hold them back any longer and the presumably most effective weapon against them turned out to be very vulnerable.
To kill the now undead dragon isnt going to be an easy task

Granted. It's crushed into a 1x1x1m large cube.

Wish I had a 1x1x1m Bugatti-cube.

I ban Ajay for playing Hearthstone (Seriously - I've tried it, but can't see the appeal)

Granted. You fly it into a mountain range.

Wish I had the skills and the licence to pilot a jet.

Granted. You're also now in a coma.

Wish I woke up from my coma.

I ban GeG because it is not the strongest who survive, but the luckiest.

Granted. It's a Tiger and it eats you.

Wish I wasn't half-asleep.

I ban Ajay for not being well-versed in memes.

Granted. You get invaded for the illegal possession of a nuclear device.

Wish I had an extra long, really sharp arm. (Curious to see if anyone gets the reference).

Granted. But since you already banned me before, your current ban cancels out my previous ban and I'm a free man again.

Wish trees produced Oxygen

Granted. You ban Nexus a great many times with such a fervor, that in your ban-frenzy you ban yourself.

Wish I had a slice of cheese.

I ban GeG because ''Keine Partys! To ze Konzentrationslager with you!''

I ban GeG, because he identifies as a cartoon character.

Granted. But you ain't getting them.

Wish I had the ability to turn back time (only in increments of 10 minutes).

I ban GeG for misspelling ''Michael''

Granted. The Space-Bar of your keyboard is now in your hand.

Wish I had a pencil

Granted. You're in a car, that's flying off a cliff.

Wish I owned a cliff.

Granted. Now it's freezing and you're stuck outside, stark naked, in a blizzard.

Wish this coffee wouldn't be so damn bitter.