Posts by Corynthos

I ban you because you do not possess a Ban Hammer

This is Jon Snow, Bastard of Winterfell, 998th Commander of the Nights' Watch, The Undying, The White Wolf, Chosen King in the North and Knower of Nothing.

Granted. You get sued for running an illegal animal shelter. PETA is suing you for ''illegally abducting animals out of their natural habitats.'' Your property gets foreclosed and you spent the next couple of decades in jail. In addition - the IRS (or whatever version of the IRS you have in your country) is investigating how you suddenly came to possess such a property.

I wish to be revived from the fatal car crash I suffered 2 wishes back, with no ill effects and stay alive long enough to make my next wish.

Granted. The Generator stealthes itself an you're unable to find it anymore.

Wish I would resurrect immediately every time I died, with no ill effects.

I ban you because ''Y'all need Jesus''

I ban you for calling us noobs (show some respect to your elders!)

Granted. Nothing harmful happens to you, but you are sweating and uncomfortable all the time.

Wish I had an ice cold beer... (Wait - I do have some in the fridge. Gotta go!)

I ban Michael for being Michael.

Granted, but you never figure out _how_ to do it.

I wish this heatwave would end.

Granted. Putler has built a gulag in St. Petersburg just for you.

Wish I didn't have to work today.

I'm banning you for changing the Punny Bunnys' message.

I ban Ajay for excessive use of puns. (You think this is punny? Well, you're mistaken.)

I ban you for using puns.

I ban you, because you assume that banning me is your job.

Banned for banning the previous banner

I ban you for using my own post against me.

I ban you for using ''coz'' instead of ''because''.

I ban you for not actually putting that in your signature.

Quote from Destructor-Nexus

Granted,but your lungs went black and you die!

Nice. No more dealing with quotas, deadlines, and most importantly - morons. (''Seriously - we are laying a fibre-optic line that ''you'' applied for and you're complaining that we're digging up your lawn?'' or ''You were the ones that gave us these plans and you insisted that they were accurate. And now that we've torn the underground power cable is is somehow our fault?'')

Granted. But you don't know when it kicks in and it lasts only 2,3 seconds.

Wish I had a cookie.

Quote from (IOC)Wanderer

I wish we have enough participants in today's Big Race event.

I could show up... Will need to set up a toon, though.

Granted. But you don't get to see any more movies. At all.

Wish I had a smoke.