Posts by Portalearth

Banning both of you because it seems like you two are the only ones banning others. real admins like Huor, SWAT_OP-R8R or Martind Forlon are too busy annihilating chinese and russian bots from the forums

making people lives complicated is not a bannable offense. you're banned for wrongful banning

I ban you for failing to complicate peoples lives

i ban you for double posting again

ya know there's a ticket system for this sort of stuff. don't gotta be gunking up the forums every time your game crashes

I could do a TED talk. I don't know what i'd talk about. Maybe just a 20 minute rant about nothing in particular touching on a number of subjects from an outside and unbiased loudmouth

i call that why haven't we gotten one yet?

i ban you for failing to adhere to a 4th of July fireworks ban.

Is it called sand because it's the area between the sea and land?

Is a swimming pregnant woman considered a human submarine??
Is the it the S or the C that's silence in 'scent?'

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Babies are in the mothers womb for 9 months, how come he's not 9 months old when he's born?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
how come our noses run but our feet smell?

Michael, Spam consists of Pork with Ham, Salt, Water, Potato Starch and Sodium Nitrate. Source: SPAM® Ingredients & History | SPAM® Brand

I ban you for not simply using google

banning michael because Spam is amazing

i ban you because your graphics card must suck. I don't see any mirroring. maybe you should stop doing so much LSD

i ban you because it's not a long 'o', it's a short 'o'. Po....like Poe Dameron. not 'oo' like in 'too bad you're banned now"

I don't blame you though, English is the hardest language in the world to learn, next to maybe Russian, Bulgarian or any Asian language

I ban your eyes are going bad. I have no poop avatar

i ban you for breaking thread rules and not banning me in your post. And i ban you again because it's a default avatar and i have no control over what letters it puts in

I ban you because there's no one here by the name of PooPOo

i ban AZ because i didn't have any spam, i was contributing to the conversation regarding spam bots. I thought you all might use some other kind of spam to talk about

i ban you because you can't just group all grammar with the devil. Otherwise there would be no sentence structure and we'd be using "oogs" and throat grunts to communicate. I ban you again for advocating for caveman speak

I ban you because proper pronouns are the devil