[SIZE=3]Who is SWAT-OP-R8R?, SWAT OP-R8R is Chuck Norris, he RULES!!!, Period! [/SIZE]
When OP-R8R calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
OP-R8R once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. OP-R8R likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
There are no races, only countries of people OP-R8R has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When OP-R8R was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
OP-R8R can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
A OP-R8R-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When OP-R8R falls in water, OP-R8R doesn't get wet. Water gets OP-R8R.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1OPRhK (OP-R8R Roundhouse Kick)
OP-R8R house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When OP-R8R has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
OP-R8R doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
In honor of OP-R8R, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
OP-R8R CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, a OP-R8R roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
OP-R8R can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless OP-R8R has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A OP-R8R is worth 1 billion words.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a OP-R8R roundhouse kick.
OP-R8R invented his own type of karate. It's called OP-Will-Kill.
When an episode of How to be Like OP was aired in France, the French surrendered to OP-R8R just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, OP-R8R is easily capable of welding titanium.
OP-R8R once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his XL-R8R autobiography.
When OP-R8R talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When OP-R8R kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. OP-R8R calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough OP-R8R to go around.
OP-R8R doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut OP-R8R is OP-R8R.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For OP-R8R, each testicle is larger than the other one.
OP-R8R always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
When taking the SAT, write "OP-R8R" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Tom Cruise invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. OP-R8R invented pink.
When you're OP-R8R, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
OP-R8R has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
On his birthday, OP-R8R randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except OP-R8R.
OP-R8R doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. OP-R8R throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing...then OP-R8R Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
OP-R8R has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
OP-R8R grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered OP-R8R"
OP-R8R ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
OP-R8R and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
If you Google search "OP-R8R getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
OP-R8R can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Little known medical fact: OP-R8R invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
OP-R8R doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with OP-R8R. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
It takes OP-R8R 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then OP-R8R will find you and kill you.
OP-R8R has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until OP-R8R Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, OP-R8R lives in Germany.
OP-R8R doesn't believe in America.
When OP-R8R is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks over them.
OP-R8R once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted OP-R8R to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
OP-R8R can touch MC Hammer.
Thousands of years ago OP-R8R came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make OP-R8R smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage
OP-R8R played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
OP-R8R has to deal with cretinous behaviour from miscreants all the time - but this never spills onto the forums unless the cretinous miscreat takes it there?
I mean how cool is that.....
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