Just recently returning from vacation in a far off galaxy, I decided to fire up my cruiser and see what the locals were up to. To my surprise, there were pirates everywhere and the law enforcement was nowhere to be found, no wonder there is so much crime, something must be done. In my travels I ran across a new set of pirates, but their faces looked familiar.....yes, very familiar. One is a double agent for a smuggler outfit I know of in Frankfurt and how he manages two careers is amazing, considering all the pirates I know are too busy trying to tax. The other 4 simply have changed ships and their callsigns, nothing new.
The interesting part was while I was patrolling the Custodian system and checking on my local Sirius Bucks Coffee shop, this same outfit, TBP, claimed that the honorable BG pilot Husker granted them passage for a period of time. I thought that was amazing and contacted his counselor, Doctor Professor Marauder from Daedalus to see if Husker was off his medication.....apparently he is. The pirate group TBP then proceeded to occupy the Custodian space and attack law enforcement and civilian personnel in true gangster style. I was able to catch wind of a secret transmission from one of their ships, claiming they are TRF and here to reclaim what is theirs. Now I know TRF pilots and they had class......they didn't bathe often, but they had class...not to mention they were serious investors in my coffee chain.
I have put out a broadcast to all retired police to try and report to our secret location to remove these imposters and send them to prison for life.
G out.
