HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that for real?! Damn... except for the mutations that you have to fight, you have to endure all of this shit? damn...
Some funny video about the bio-weap... oh I'm sorry, I meant to say "virus" video in Germany:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that for real?! Damn... except for the mutations that you have to fight, you have to endure all of this shit? damn...
Some funny video about the bio-weap... oh I'm sorry, I meant to say "virus" video in Germany:that perfectly explains the mortality rates
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that perfectly explains the mortality rates
Mhm... pretty much. And when you add to that the deadly vaccines, the agenda of depopulation will be in a full effect. -
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this guy... just gives a fuck
best part is about at 8min
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Uuuh... that scratching hurts...
"There's enough glue in here to stick and elephant to the ceiling."
About the pry tool - "But don't worry Samsung, I have more..." HAHAHAHA
PS: 5G is extremely dangerous and a big part for the "total control" agenda.
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Don't know german, but... I was just on the phone, the bosses are forcing a 'forced leave' because of this sh*t.
Since they haven't translated the video yet, I had to do it because this is soooo HILARIOUS! Click on the spoiler for the translation:
Translation:
0:03Girl: Honey, look... do these jeans make me fat?
0:10:
Do these jeans make me fat?
A: Yes
B: A little
C: No, you look perfectly.
D: I'm late for work
0:23
Guy: Nooo, these jeans fits you great!
Girl: But wait a minute, what do you mean by that?
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0:52
Girl: What's going on? Don't you like the meal?
Don't you like the meal?
A: No
B: Yes
C: My mom cooks better
D: Germany
1:03
Guy: No...
Girl: A, so you don't like it, is that it?!
Guy: No, I meant to say YES.
Girl: Yees? So "Yes, I didn't like it", is that it?
Guy: I want some help from the audience.
Girl: Wut?
1:30
Guy: What... no, that can't be! I want 50/50.
Girl: Are you crazy?!
Guy (1:40): No!
Girl: No, what?
Guy: No, no as "No honey, I liked the meal".
Girl: Ah, okay. Well, eat then!
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2:26
Girl: Where were you?
Where were you?
A: I don't remember.
B: What do you care?
C: I've got a flat tire!
D: On a party with some whores.
2:39
Guy: I got a flat tire!
Girl: Wasn't the care on a car service (maintenance)?
Guy: Well, but I just got it yesterday and it's ready now.
Girl: Ah, alright, good, so you can drive me to the mall tomorrow.
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3:26
Girl: Honey?
Guy: Yeah?
Girl: Will you give me your phone for a moment?
Will you give me your phone for a moment?
A: What do you need it for?
B: I've got no battery.
C: Yeah. sure.
D: F*CK YOU!
3:39
Guy: Well, well... yeah, here you go.
3:56
Girl: Who's Victoria?
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4:06
Guy: Yeah bro, you nuts? We're doing it! We're going to get drunk at last!, beers... we are going to watch the match (football). I don't care man, yeah... we three, the Three Musketeers (Pizza Restourant), yeah we're doing it. We are online tomorrow! I can't wait (no patience), bye.
4:26 (Girl): I hope I didn't hear right! However, I am going to ask you anyway. You do know what day is tomorrow, right?
You do know what day is tomorrow?
A: How am I supposed to know?
B: Friday.
C: World Cup.
D: Our anniversary.
4:43
Girl: Yes?
Guy: I want to call a friend.
Guy (Call): Hi bro. What day is tomorrow? A: Friday, B: Our Anniversary, C: World Cup and D: I don't know.
Friend: What D: "I don't know"?! We are going to have a blast tomorrow of course! C'mon, cuz I have a lot of work to do.
Guy: Wait, wait, wait!
5:18 (Girl): And what happened?
Guy: Uuum... our anniversary?
Girl: Are you sure?!
Guy: Well, yeah!
Girl: HEY MORON! Tomorrow is my birthday! We are together for 5 years and you don't know my birthday?!
Guy: Wait! Wait! That WASN'T in the ANSWERS!
Girl: WHAT ANSWERS?!
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