The ''You`re Banned'' Game

Banned AJAY

I ban Ring for not giving the reason.
Also, this count (the tank is called Hellhammer)

i ban AJAY cos,

I ban DS11 'cos I have just had an awesome fight in Dawn Of War. Pity AZ isn't here to hear the tale.
I played as Chaos (Iron Warriors), with Chaos ally (Alpha Legion), against two Space Marines (Blood Angels and Imperial Fists) AIs, with no limit mod. As any Iron Warrior would, I firstly got Relic Point and fortified the flak out of it, then unleashed Oblits to control the midfield, and then bombarded their base defenses with Defilers, softening it for Obliterator assault.
If anything, having more than 4 squads of Obliterators is downright mean. Their Assault Cannon range becomes an instant death radius for most infantry. Once vehicles appear they get a laser show. Only chance is to rush them with walkers and lock them all in combat (they are awful in melee).
Also it turns out Defiler has a sync-kill against a Dreadnought: first slams its arms with claws, then pounds the hull into the ground with both claws.

I ban you guys cus the anime girl with the huge ass hammer looks more dangerous than the tank posted after her.

I ban Michael 'cos, reminding me of Chapter Master Smashf*cker.
Who more often than not ends up tied up by a 50-man squad of Conscripts with a Priest (don't get me started on poison, snipers and flak ton of Skitarii Vanguard).
Gets especially fun if Smashf*cker gets hit by something S:D and it rolls 6 twice (no Feel No Pain, no Invulnerable Saves, Eternal Warrior lost after first hit).

I ban you cus, ok... ?

I ban Michael 'cos I have only four Light Cruisers left to level up on my first Imperial Navy skirmish profile in BFG Armada.

i ban ajay cause im nearly getting facebook and my phone back

and a ban you again cause do you play armor mayhem ?

I ban you cus its better for you to be away from FB

i ban michael cause is that a threat

and whos fb ?

i ban DZ cos, i don't even have facebook
BTW DZ, that Avatar really suits you

I ban DS 'cos, never heard about Armor Mayhem.

As about Battlefleet Gothic Armada... I have 6 Chaos profiles (one is still not fully leveled up), 4 Imperial Navy (one incomplete as well), 1 Ork (incomplete) and 1 Eldar, so long-time goal is to get all ships on them (1 Battleship, 2 Battlecruisers, 3 Cruisers, 4 Light Cruisers on each) Lvl 10. From the other side, at least some ships are fun to use overall (such as Despoiler Class or Retribution Class battleships, or venerable Lunar Class Cruiser).

P.S. I want a Despoiler Class Battleship in CF.

i ban ds11 and ajay cause ok and thanks ds11

I ban DZ to show what I am talking about in the P.S.:

i ban ajay cause that armanda looks cool

I ban DZ 'cos, that's just one battleship, and a Styx Class Heavy Cruiser in the background. This pic gives somewhat better view:

BTW I still don't get why I fully buffed the Master Gunner. Devastation's main strength is attack craft, not those lance batteries, so I should have given those skill points to Squadron Sergeant instead.

I ban you so you get a bigger fleet.

i ban michael cause i really want a fleet can you give me a fleet

I ban DZ 'cos, building one is somewhat more exciting. Especially as you end up growing fond of the ships you use a lot and/or giving them names.
Hint: Start with either Chaos or Imperial Navy.

P.S. Rockbiter got nerfed in the next Hearthstone patch, all shamans are sad now.