The ''You`re Banned'' Game

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    I ban Mike 'cos I didn't see innuendo until now.
    P.S. Finished DoW Soulstorm campaign... as a frickin' Imperial Guard. To join such a huge eight-way (Chaos, Dark Eldar, Eldar, Necrons, Space Marines, Orks, Sisters of Battle and Tau) fight with an army of simple men that are inferior to each of these (Okay, SoB are simple humans too, but they have faith that is bordering material and have much better infantry equipment... but IG: a)overwhelms all of these with numbers and b)field frickin' Basilisk SPGs, Leman Russ MBTs and MOTHERFLAKKING BANEBLADES)... it's a proof that Vance Motherf*cking Stubbs is a badass.


    "Across the savage skies and through the fissures in the fields,
    The rumble of the engines and the trundle of the wheels,
    Through hell and horror trudge and yet their spirits never yield.
    Will they sing of these forsaken pawns of war?"
    -Miracle Of Sound, "Pawns of War".

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    I ban Mike 'cos, nope.
    However... except for that I found even more awesome music from HMKids. But still, one of the most awesome tracks is still "Black Legion". Only thing that worsens the music is chanting in the beginning and the end (Being a song about WH40K Chaos Space Marines, the chanting is typical "MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN")


    P.S.:

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    Word of God says that the Imperial Guard were the canonical winners of Soulstorm, so all this stuff actually happened.


    Remember what I said about IG general? It was canon. Seems like he indeed had those 100 Baneblades (To clarify: Baneblade is Guard's ultimate unit and can't be built more than one, but it has a huge Baneblade cannon/Autocannon combo in the main turret, front-mounted Demolisher Cannon, two Lascannons in small turrets on the sides, two sponson-mounted twin-linked heavy bolters and same bolters in a small turret on the front - eleven barrels of hell).


    "Across the savage skies and through the fissures in the fields,
    The rumble of the engines and the trundle of the wheels,
    Through hell and horror trudge and yet their spirits never yield.
    Will they sing of these forsaken pawns of war?"
    -Miracle Of Sound, "Pawns of War".

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    I ban Mike 'cos, I'd shared, but a) it's in Russian, b)it's about WH40K, and thus requires understanding of all the terms used.


    "Across the savage skies and through the fissures in the fields,
    The rumble of the engines and the trundle of the wheels,
    Through hell and horror trudge and yet their spirits never yield.
    Will they sing of these forsaken pawns of war?"
    -Miracle Of Sound, "Pawns of War".

    I ban you cus if your folks enter Europe, it's the beggining of the end for Russia. USSR disbanded and abandoned all their occupied territories to avoid being overrun by the "rebels" and external parties. That was the only move they had to survive, and the president was smart. Now they want to "undo" their smart move and go suicidal again ? They are afraid that their loss in Ukraine will be a precedent for other communism-affected countries throw their influence away, so they want to do something against that change. But... communism WILL fall around the globe due to the internet and other free ways of communication happening, they try to cover up their loss in Ukraine by military force, but force just ask for more force.

    Chars: [CFPD]Michael~something (x25), [CFPD]~SQMS~{[(store)]} (x3), [CFPD]xfer, Event~Manager~Michael, StarfIier~EM~Michael, Event_Team_2, [GR]Michael[SP] and a blueprint of [CFPD]Sephirothis

    I ban Mike for thinking I am the communist... funny that I ain't. The closest political look I have is anarchism~*BLAM!*CHAOS WORSHIPER! HERESY!
    P.S. Kinda found couple of HMKids songs in English... like this: YouTube
    Still, it's about WH40K. (Adeptus Mechanicus to be precise)


    "Across the savage skies and through the fissures in the fields,
    The rumble of the engines and the trundle of the wheels,
    Through hell and horror trudge and yet their spirits never yield.
    Will they sing of these forsaken pawns of war?"
    -Miracle Of Sound, "Pawns of War".

    I ban you cus WH40K was a great game, easy and nice, but it seemed a bit too short for me, I felt like I had nothing to do in it 2 days after I started playing it. But I'll check out the latest version with full expansions and such, released in 2008... to check out your stories :)


    Let's bet on what race you think I'll do the campaign first :D I don't know the races atm, so, you can do your bets.


    PS: There's no internet nor "violent" games in chaos anarchism, check out China, no youtube, no personal aka non-guvernamental approved sites, violent games or ones with chinese in them are banned and you actually get jail time if you get caught playing them xD And that's still not very chaotic, as the country, well, survives, didn't fully collapse.

    Chars: [CFPD]Michael~something (x25), [CFPD]~SQMS~{[(store)]} (x3), [CFPD]xfer, Event~Manager~Michael, StarfIier~EM~Michael, Event_Team_2, [GR]Michael[SP] and a blueprint of [CFPD]Sephirothis

    I ban Mike because I was kidding just to make "blam heresy" joke.
    I think, either Eldar, Space Marines, Necrons or Sisters Of Battle (it's Soulstorm). Chaos are berserk fanatics and/or kinks (BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS TO THE SKULLS THRONE), Dark Eldars are S/M kinks (when capturing a point, their troopers make a cut on their hands and hold them so their blood is seeping from it), Tau are commies and you hate them, Imperial Guard are relying on their numbers and/or METAL BAWKSES, which you hate, and Orks are... well... though it could be them as well.
    Actually, knowing you, it can be any of them. Even Dark Eldar. But I think most probably you'll take Eldar, 'cos they're Space Elves, and their leader in Soulstorm is rather cute.
    Also, when talking about Dawn of War, be sure to clarify it's Dawn Of War. WH40K by itself is a tabletop miniature game. DoW is RTS based on it.


    "Across the savage skies and through the fissures in the fields,
    The rumble of the engines and the trundle of the wheels,
    Through hell and horror trudge and yet their spirits never yield.
    Will they sing of these forsaken pawns of war?"
    -Miracle Of Sound, "Pawns of War".

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    I ban you cus, more good music for you ? xD
    YouTube


    There's a nice comment there, "Getting in is easy, getting out no."

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    It's going to be another Afghanistan for Russia, coming in is easy but getting out is not gonna be as easy.


    btw

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    Tau are commies and you're afraid of them,


    It's not "afraid", I have been too close to them, it was disgusting, luckly Russia cleand off a lot of the communism effects since their last revolution, but the affected countries didn't have that luck, like Ukraine some time ago. They are an outdated mass control system made on an invented fake utopia, they should just sit and evolve... thus commies would dissapear. But they are like bad weed, they just don't go off.... unless you remove the roots. But even removing the roots doesn't usually work xD



    Edit:
    How about a real-time real-life strategic nuclear game ?
    YouTube

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    I ban Myself, because i forget one thing...
    I say to Wanderer that today i will be in game if i don't forget to can we play togetter.
    But i forgot :(
    I feel shame about this...
    yeah, he will say np, but for me it's personally.
    WHAT A SHAME :verwirrt::patsch::verysad::totumfall:
    I deserve only this:
    :strafe:

    Always have a thought for those you care about. That way they will never be forgotten even after they are gone.

    I ban you cus you try to feel that shame to "motivate" youself not to fail in your desire to play together... next time.



    I ban Ajay to ask him, why isn't he playing the actual latest WH40K ? Soulstorm is old, the latest is Dwan of War 2 Retribution.

    Chars: [CFPD]Michael~something (x25), [CFPD]~SQMS~{[(store)]} (x3), [CFPD]xfer, Event~Manager~Michael, StarfIier~EM~Michael, Event_Team_2, [GR]Michael[SP] and a blueprint of [CFPD]Sephirothis

    I ban Mike because Soulstorm has more factions AFAIK (six in Retribution, nine in Soulstorm), and it's also one of the only DoWs that Blood Magpies didn't canonically won. Also, "SPEHS MEHREEHNS", "METAL BAWKSES", Carron being a failure of a Chaos lord (BTW his forces have Sorcerers and they're a Khornate cult... but Khorne HATES sorcerers and psykers... but they're Alpha Legion though, they're Chaos Undivided AFAIK) and Vance Motherf*cking Stubbs.
    Also, mods. Tons of 'em. Well, and reccomendation of my groupmate ofc.


    "Across the savage skies and through the fissures in the fields,
    The rumble of the engines and the trundle of the wheels,
    Through hell and horror trudge and yet their spirits never yield.
    Will they sing of these forsaken pawns of war?"
    -Miracle Of Sound, "Pawns of War".

    Edited once, last by Ajay: - ().

    Alright, you convinced me :P
    Soulstorm pack did look nicer, but this one was newer, anyway, this one is made more simple for multiplayer and I'm not gonna play that. Soulstorm it is then, you're banned for that. ^^


    What mods do you speak of ? Let me guess, something with "more blood" ? xD

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    I ban you for not noticing

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    Soulstorm it is then, you're banned for that. ^^


    heh :P


    Anyway, about Bulgarian freedom from Russia, you know, what russians just kinda occupied at Crimea is right on the other side of your Bulgarian shores, if they continue that, Bulgary will have fight once again against Russia, isn't it so ?

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    I ban Michael, because pweh.
    I did't see it.
    And about the other one.
    It's not from the Russians grasp, but from the Turks.
    We was at slavery 500 years and the russians was the one who helped to our guerrillas to freed us, not the one who control us.

    Always have a thought for those you care about. That way they will never be forgotten even after they are gone.

    Right, wrong country history line.


    I ban you for not mentioning the part where Romania saved northern bulgary from invasion somewhere by that age too :D Something about a city as gift from Bulgary for that, but now wanting it back, and such stuff...

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    I ban Mike 'cos, Titanium Wars, and there's nothing "more blood" - I'm not a Khornate cultist afterall.
    More bodies though, as there is more artillery and Guard Basilisk have longer range. Tested on the poor poor Adepta Sororitas (In the battle for the Bolter B*tches main base I've even had to turn off the bodies).


    "Across the savage skies and through the fissures in the fields,
    The rumble of the engines and the trundle of the wheels,
    Through hell and horror trudge and yet their spirits never yield.
    Will they sing of these forsaken pawns of war?"
    -Miracle Of Sound, "Pawns of War".

    Edited once, last by Ajay: - ().