The ''You`re Banned'' Game

Guess what who I am

I will ban you if you forgot who am I

I ban Rafi because CF server seems to be down.
Guys, anyone can connect to it?

I Ban Ajay because I cant connect to the server like you

I ban Rafi because flak, this is bad.

I ban Ajay, because i can't connect to the game too

I ban NH because K, it haven't meant to be.

I ban you cus I'm playing for the last 2 hours.

I ban Mike because WTFlak then?

Maybe russian block ?

I ban Mike because it was compete crash as OP said.
Anyway, at least I've browsed TVTropes.

I ban you cus you finally read other threads now

I ban Mike 'cos yes, I do.

I ban you for being ok with it.

I ban Michael, because it have many birthdays this week. Yesturday me, today Cryzis and one guy from my class

I ban you cus that sounds like fun times !

I ban Mike because with a heavy heart and need to keep in touch with my university groupmates I had to register in vk.com.
Good side? I've contacted ANybIS at least

I ban Ajay, because it's verry cold today.

I ban NH because it's blackout in my house.

I ban Ajay, because if tomorrow is the same cold time i will have to get some fire in my room

I ban you cus today, here in Western europe, it was 30ºC and tomorrow we'll go to beach again... all that talk about blackout, cold and making fire is scary, even though I was born in such place/country/area.

Anyway Ajay, don't get Anibys back to CF if he left, even though I think he's here with that other Anabys or such nick, after getting the other one banned.