The ''You`re Banned'' Game

I actually planned to ban you at some phrase at the end, but eventually though better not adding that phrase, so I missed the ban

Anyway, if you got no friends, no one to speak to, why do you post here ? I ban you for not seeing what you have

I ban Mike because this thread is a drug
J/K, but I don't count you all here as friends. Merely a fellows.

I ban you cus, fellow what, fellow humans, fellow players, fellow nerds, fellow as*holes, fellow communists, etc xD

I ban Mike because fellow players and fellow humans, more likely.

I ban you cus, aha... not even fellow bros to make some brohoof.

Well, you are the one not wanting to have friends cus they are a too big problem or too hard to get and mantain, you can't waste your precious time with them Even so, I can see OP spying on us xD

I ban Mike because he wants too much then.
I guess it is either "too hard to get and maintain" combined with "unworthy of efforts" and "too much risk".
BTW I will need to call my one RL fellow I help with stuff (he hates ponies) and show him WHAT have you done with Off Topic Section. If I'll survive that, trolling is successful.

Wait, , what have I done with the Off Topic section ? Except that once, it suddenly got immune to moderation, that is... , writing a lot to speak with people... , adding sexy smilies... secretly investigating some ppl... , and having fun !

And something more... but that's a secret

I ban you for not mentioning names

I ban Mike for forgetting to make ban, again.fixing your post
What have you done to Off Topic section? Giving you a hint: my fellow I want to troll by showing him your posts in Off Topic section hates ponies.

I ban you cus Mozzi did it too, even Night Hunter did a bit, and you, so if your fr... uh, fellow comes by, I will tell how brony you are and SWAG. So he would have bigger worries than saying about you liking ponies, like the worry to stay away from you as you're trying to go after him, as in, you know what SWAG means.

I ban Mike because he knows that I've got hooked by MLP, and I am seriously thinking about cracking him up.
Or I will crack up myself looking at his reaction.
He maybe will do this:

I have none, and that's better. I've lost faith in humanity long ago, so having friends is rather impossible for me. Even if it'll happen, I will still have some kind of "personnel file" in my head for everybody I know. I.e. I will treat the man nice, and at the same moment I'll be sincerely thinking that he's a jerk.

I ban Ajay, because LOL i'm the same. This is strange is it

I ban NH because there are people like us. "And name of them is Legion".
I don't remember where from that quote is. Bible, right?

I ban you cus not, it's not Bible, it's Anonymous, and it doesn't consists of being loners, Legion consists of being a group, so, in group with other human beings... get that ? Ponies don't count.

Anyway, with my plans of telling about you going "SWAG", I doubt he will say much to you, he will just run out of the place and stop bothering you forever, knowing from me that you actually called him here to plan a date with him, a love one. Oh, but if he doesn't run, you are sooo fucked up, HE will be the gay chasing you xD

I doubt he will say much to you, he will just run out of the place and stop bothering you forever, knowing from me that you actually called him here to plan a date with him, a love one. Oh, but if he doesn't run, you are sooo fucked up, HE will be the gay chasing you

I ban you, because i don't know for who you talking aboult

I ban NH because I don't even know what SWAG means.
And Anonymous should have taken this quote from somebody.

Quote from Ajay

BTW I will need to call my one RL fellow I help with stuff (he hates ponies) and show him WHAT have you done with Off Topic Section. If I'll survive that, trolling is successful.

Quote from Ajay

I ban Mike because he knows that I've got hooked by MLP, and I am seriously thinking about cracking him up.

Quote from Night-Hunter

I ban you, because i don't know for who you talking aboult

That friend of Ajay, and SWAG, well, check google.

I ban Ajay for not telling NH to learn to QUOTE !!!

I ban Mike for... wait.
Are you implying that I am... WHAT??? NO WAY, I am f*cking STRAIGHT!
I am done with you. Your insults disgust me more than my class lady. Worse, more than Fluttershy!

I ban you cus I did NOT imply that.

I implied that if you bring a guy here to troll him, I would be helping you trolling him enough so that he doesn't even have time to complain for being trolled

You should read twice before making assumptions >_>

Quote from Michael

Anyway, with my plans of telling about you going "SWAG", I doubt he will say much to you, he will just run out of the place and stop bothering you forever, knowing from me that you actually called him here to plan a date with him, a love one. Oh, but if he doesn't run, you are sooo fucked up, HE will be the gay chasing you xD

See ?

"telling about you going" like that, so that he won't be mad at you for trolling him I'm saving your day ! Whenever that happens.

Also at the end, I say you are fucked up if he doesn't run, since you are straight, and with this joke you might discover that HE is not so straight and he goes chase you xD

Anyway, to cheer you up...
Equestria Girls Fluttershy - Pony - Girl Games

I ban Mike because okay, I got it. You're forgiven (I don't believe I am saying that BTW, I rarely forgive anybody ever).

I ban you cus of course you forgive, because there isn't even anything to forgive at me, YOU are the one who made the mistake, and you forgive me ? (then make me feel special of being one of the few who ever get your approving eyeballs, while you normally give the disapproving eyeballs, like FS)

Anyway, apology accepted.