The ''You`re Banned'' Game

I ban Mike because in the same time I am browsing FimFiction, so it is not that hard for me to be both here and there
PS 100th page. Yay.

I ban you cus obviously you have more life than just being on this single thread, and that is good.

But still, I only see you posting here

I ban Mike because it is the only thing you need to see.

I ban you cus I can actually see anything I want, but I am not interested

I ban Mike because it is becoming boring
EDIT: Dammit. Even though I hate FS, seeing her die in some fanfics is completely heartbreaking even for me. *Sob*

I ban you cus your life is more boring than this (at least that's what you say, not me.)

I ban Michael, because he is wrong. Nobody have more boring life than me.

I ban you cus you just got a ton of action since not long ago, CFPD comes with action, so your life just lost the word of "boring" from it.

Anyway, I also ban you cus your blue-ish avatar makes me remember my beautiful, unique 2 stripes 3 winged star blue-purple Ribbon, above my avatar Totally better than the Moderator 1 stripe 3 winged star red ribbon I had before. Everything I have/wear, is blueish, including CFPD, so this ribbon fits me perfectly

I ban Michael, because i complete Mass Effect 3 (for less than one week), and i can say that the game has a verry sad end (but at all, the game was just OWSOME )

I ban you cus not all endings are sad, well, it really depends on what you pick, and what you like. Still, it's sad if you think about Sheppard himself, as he dissapears or (kinda ? ) dies anyway.

btw Night Hunter, do you maybe recognize yourself in Raven ?

You know... Raven, one of the Teen Titans team, one of the good heroes, this one:

The full lyrics, as some important part is cut out, are like:

Raven: Don't come any closer...

Dr Light: What's the matter, afraid of the light ?

Raven: HUARRRRRR !!! ( TENTACLE RAPE TIME! )

Dr Light: AAAHHH no ! NOO ! My suit !! What are you... (doing) !? Don't ! STOP !! You win ! I surrender !!

Raven: What's the matter, afraid of THE DARK ?

Dr Light: I surrender !! Ahh !! NOOUUOUOUOOUOUOUUOUO (MOMMYY) !!! *poof*

So, cough, yeah, despite that, she is of the good guys Dr Light gets out alive as she stops before totally cooking him up in the dark. But the dude will probably go to a mental hospital rather than to prison... after he's out, he's like "there is no (light?)... that dark, make it stop, MAKE IT STOP !! O_O ". xD

I ban you, because, yes in the end (one of the fews) Shepprad dies to kill this assholes. Now i'm thingking to get it again and to try different end.
And i'm not like Raven. Why you think i'm like her

I ban you cus, "Night" - "Hunter"... hunter of the darkness Hunter in the dark, whatever, dark+ hunter

Anyway, in the option you chosen, Sheppard is supposed to have survived it, his breast breathing...

I ban you, becase he did't survive. He was there when the explosion kill him, when he chose (when the spirit of the boy tells you to chose) to destroy the reapers, but in the end, is saw that his ship with the crew get crashed and some one open the door and...The End

lol, I ban you cus you didn't have enough military points to get the full ending... and you got the bad version of it. lol, I actually didn't think you were so naive.

Check youtube:

In this case it's a female player, and you can easely see that the chest breathing in the last 10 seconds is the protagonist's one.

I know that one is Extended Cut, and you probably don't have it (lame no space excuse... I have a SSD memory disk and I still got space for all DLCs), but the breathing part is still visible in the original ending.

This is the original one you should've seen:

I ban you, because i realy was't have enough military points, and sorry that i'm so ''NAIVE'', but i was play it for a first time and i wa's know what to bo. So you don't have the point to bleme me for that
And to know i will start it againg to get a better ending
Anyway, thanks for this videos. This show me that i can get a better ending

I ban you cus it's just normal that when you are curious about something (like, if there is a better ending around), you search it up on the internet

Anyway, you're welcome, don't spoil your other endings by watching them since before.

Anyway, did you play ME 1 and ME 2 before ? ME3 changes so much if you load up a save from ME 2... it was totally worth it for me, even though there are no changes in the actual ending, the path to the ending is the fun part, and it just makes it better, seeing Wrex who you just saved/spared his life in ME2, or wether you pick from the woman, or the man, to save, at certain point you gotta pick, and so in ME3 you don't get a lot of new default characters while your old ones are like, gone...

I ban you, because i was't play 1 and 2, but if i have enough free disk space i will get them and the all DLC for the 3. (but i don't have)

I ban you because ME1 takes over 10 Gb,, Me 2 takes 18, both are too much/a lot, and the DLCs for ME3 only take like 1 Gb. You could even stick the DLCs on an external memory stick... I am sure even on the smallest hard disk, you can find place for few GBs, even if it's using CCleaner to clean the gigabytes that get occupied with cache and junk data from internet, like the youtube videos.

Anyway, I just remembered, in your ending, the worst possible... you sure had to feel sad as the explosion was totally destructive, and you seen how it literally incinerated Earth, blown it up as well as everything else in the Galaxy, you killed all live beings and all races in the Galaxy... the part of Sheppard dieing is the least sad part of it. xD

As information, there is a certain mass effect fan site which has saves to be downloaded, saves with any option you want, like a save with you romancing Liara, or Ashley, with Wrex saved and alive, and such.

I also remembered how cool it was to fly with a live Prothean, thanx to one of the DLCs, you get to have Javik in your team.

I am not sure what was cooler, having that prothean with all his chatter like how the protheans schooled out Liara's race when they were primitive, and his fights, or the Leviathan DLC where you end up meeting, or being trapped... with the survivors of the ancient god race who originally created the Reapers, and when they start using their force and mind control an entire Reaper spaceship, which also adds military points. (btw, it's "Reapers", from the word reaper, the dude which collects the crops with that weapon that "death" uses)

I ban you, because it have the Prothean in the original game (just say), but i think you allready know that.

I ban Night for having the Prothean and not share it with anothers