The ''You`re Banned'' Game

I ban Mike because some pages later I was right and you don't need me here.
Then okay.

I ban you because you can't know if kindness gets you nowhere in real life, just because you see a lot of asses going around and being ok with it. You can really get "true, true friends" when you meet people with proper manners, like yourself if you cared more about them to give up on being civilized. So if you don't, then as you wish, be one of the many caveman (as behaviour, not brain or something) who keep downing the whole human kind, which are the main reason we are not in space era right now, as we were busy defending our countries from ones like yours (Russia), Chinese, little twinky Koreans, etc.

I ban Mike because you should really, REALLY see guys who are studying in our school... 1st graders swearing worse than me and 5th graders - bitter alcoholics, huh? Only the grownups are acceptable.
Yes, I actually can try to make friends with them, but will it worth it to have a sorry excuse for a humans as a friends? Girls are even worse, imagine cloned humanized Diamond Tiaras and Silver Spoons with different bodies and minor differences. Actually russian/poland word "Быдло" ("Bydlo", means "livestock") fits them PERFECTLY. They are not kind to me so why the hell should I be kind to them?
Yeah, there can be good people. One of a million. I met one guy who isn't that bad, but that's because he's not from our town We constantly discuss stuff to each other in school, we help each other there, he always laugh at my sarcasm and deadpanning and he is my №1 watcher when I am making fun (i. e. trolling) of our class lady (No matter how she will say me that she likes me as a student, she will always be a "Fat B*tch for me... Reasons? She is never ceasing to invite me to school olympiads and school parties against my will).
Anyway, you don't like me here.
*Cloaking sound*
*Fading away cruise engine charging*

I ban you because uneducated kids are normal, even here on internet, don't you see that most of the "trolls" (those exagerated ones, not people who sometimes make a joke or few...) are 10-12yo (or up to 20 yo) kids ? That's why others call people kids saying they got that age, cus it's normally right

Anyway, notice this part in my phrase: " when you meet people with proper manners"

I never told you to befriend bullies, Diamond Tiaras and such. Who is friend of the 2 bullies in MLP ? No one, they just go along, mainly ignored.

*Fading voice*I ban Mike because I will have to "scan" with a spyglass every single one of our school students. "With proper manners"? It's like searching for a needle in the hay mow.*Static*

Well, being in Russia, maybe scanning in your school is not a big enough area O.o But yeah, there should be more guys who just act tough but in real they are cool guys.

So I ban you for not knowing that anything worth it, is hard to find, or you have to wait for it ( ie a familiy and your son(s) ), etc.

I ban Mike becauseI think I have only a couple of months left in this school, so it doesn't worth it.
So stop getting high on ponies and take a long, hard look on reality as I did. And learn single lesson: sometimes things don't worth the effort. For example, my whole life.
Oh, and BTW, if I will do everything right and will be set free from my school, I will tell our classlady ALL WHAT I THINK ABOUT HER. Or maybe I will just say that I hated her all the way.
... wait, you said "my son"?
*Immediately images a grumpy tall and slim guy with nerdy glasses sitting in front of PC (While I am lying on the sofa watching TV, old and fat) and telling me stuff about military vehicles like SA-19 "Grison" aka "Tunguska" or BMP-3, or MT-LB or SA-10A "Grumble"(S-300) or Mil Mi-24 "Hind" or whatever is gonna replace them/about how he hates his schoolmates, his teachers, his classlady and me/about how to play Red Alert 3/about fishing with feeder/about how FS is cute*
LOL.
(And yes, I know that if I will ever have a son it won't be "Mini Me", but I just set my imagination on loose)

That's also why I said searching out of school, but I guess school and the PC is all your world.

Anyway, kids are usually better in what their parents are, including being grumpy. Your son, by that time, could be a jerk in the latest 3d holografic glasses version of "Second Life" game (it actually exists, but on simple monitor) . So practically he would be anorexic, sitting all day and night with those game glasses on. And if he quits school, he won't even learn to speak, IF he even gets to start school.

So ya, I ban you cus it won't be "mini you", it will be worse...

I ban Mike because I had recently understood that in Russian dub Discord should be voiced by Ivan Okhlobystin (Ivan Okhlobystin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia), that guy who played Dr. Bikov (Russian and funny version of House M.D. from "Interns" sitcom, prankster, troll and jerkass). Just... G-d, I'd be glad to see Discord speaking in his voice.

What, now ? but, ugh, I ban you cus... Russians... always late. The world is waiting for Season 4, and russians don't have it clear neither who will dub who and didn't start releasing anything ?

I ban Mike because I just don't care.
I had just impressed Discord speaking in the voice of Bikov. It fits, and it fits A LOT, especially if note that Dr. Bikov is actually humanized and magicless version of Discord (Or at least looks like one).
And Season 3 dub is still TBA, and I saw S02E23 on TV on THIS YEAR.

Wait, but Discord is not a Season 3 guy, he is a season 2 guy, so if you saw S02E23 on TV this year (we're nearly at the middle of this year, but yay for you), who dubbed Discord until now ? You ? xD

I ban you cus you might fit into the role of Discord... who's only and best friend is FS

I ban Mike because Wikipedia says nothing about that. but his voicing was... not so good, too "stereotypical evil" for more a chaotic guy (Chaotic != evil, chaotic guys does stuff not on intention to harm, but for fun and actually can be reformed in an easy way).
However... Hey, m8, about me being more a humanized version of Discord... DARN RIGHT, that's the way how I behave myself to classmates and teachers.
K, I need to run to school, Fat B*tch wasn't trolled for the all morning yet!

I ban you cus, what should wikipedia say about what ? O.o

Anyway, why do you keep mentioning stuff of MLP, and bring topics like this, and such, if you really hate them so much, didn't you say you MUST HATE THEM (MLP) ? Get it, YOU, have to, MUST hate them That's an order ! If you ever want to be a man, lonely and dirty, man !

I ban Mike because he thinks he has a right to command me.
Why I keep mentioning? Because I don't hate ALL the ponies, I hate only single certain butter-yellow pegasus winged earth pony (Whatever, she rarely uses her wings) with a pink mane and tail, named...
*Gets "Stared" and falls down from the chair*.

I ban you cus that sounded cute

Still, it saddens me that you didn't saw those 2 Episodes made by people in an year of their lives, I was like " you can watch them... >_> if you don't mind" but you still was like a bull.

I ban you because you can't know if I maybe will watch those.
When I will recover from that Stare, of course (J/K).

I ban you for that... joke.

I ban Michael, ponie storys ended now? :}

I ban you cus it's not ended while YOU keep mentioning them, Mozzi. >_>