Corrupt Wish Game

LOL Granted. But as soon as the lighting stops you go out side but... your inside an eye
of an tornado! you run back inside and hide in the most safest spot you can find but you fall
asleep. as soon as you wake up you find your self in this weird world and your house landed
on someone with red shoes.

I wish for some awesome paintball sniping gun[sniper]

lol - next i need to explain how it happened that i left Europe and came to Kansas...

granted, it has the awesome technique to fire into ur face, rather than into that of ur opponent

i wish i had a pizza right now

LOL very true![59]

Granted. It was made by that dodgy guy of Fat pizza. (a hilarious Comedy)

I wish i had a soldering ion.

granted, u just sit on it while it is on...

i wish for a couple of days off

ROFL!

Granted, On your days off you decide to go camping with your friends in the middle of no where
but as soon as it hit midnight, you realizes that your camping on an ancient Indian burry'll ground
as zombies start to clime out of the ground, and so... let the nightmare! begin! [93] [58]

LOL:D

I wish for some glowy things to put in my PC

lol - Thriller by M. Jackson revival...

granted, u get a torchlight

i wish i hadn't had so much cake today^^

Granted, you lock yourself outside and then have to watch it getting eaten by a stray dog
you haven't seen before.

I wish i had a better heater

granted, it heats up ur home with a red flame and u r lucky to escape in time before it burns down to the ground

i wish for more beer

LOL

Granted, but its flat as water.

I wish for something..... that is... awesome!:D

granted, u find a stranger giving u an awesome kick into ur rear end^^

i wish for some skills in cooking

[cry2] lol

granted, your new found skills seem to make people explode.

i wish for a stick for some reason [103]

granted, but it is made of paper

i wish for a helmet for some reason

granted, but its ten ton heavy

i wish i had more ideas

granted, u get jailed for one of them was to run naked thru the next mall

i wish for one quiet moment a day in office

LOOOL!

Granted, but did you hear? there's a tsunami coming your way

i wish that the thing i touch don't break

granted, things u touch get bended (beware of going next ur "lower parts"^^)

i wish for some Döner

LOL
Granted, you get Döner kebab with a 1000c preheated steel kebab stick.

i wish for a better alarm clock.

lol

granted, it wakes u up with sheer horror: a picture of a 200kg woman in a perl string thong directly sent into ur brain every morning

i wish for some Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte:

granted, now your battleship itself is all screwy

I wish ... a thing I can't mention here

I just remembered the posts I made here, and Spiky going crazy cus he failed the game and I dared to point at it lol