Corrupt Wish Game
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There are 1,461 replies in this Thread. The last Post () by ILIYAN.
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granted, but u lost ur licence and can only watch
i wish the Heinzelmännchen would write my software while i sleep
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rofl granted, but they manipulate it and the software happens to be a huge failure
I wish I had more schokocroissant
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granted, they r about 3.5 years old
i wish to be a good cook
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granted, but you can only cook food you don't like
I wish for less cry babies
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granted, the last remaining one is always sitting next to u (and leaving me alone^^)
i wish to be able to watch all the good films in cinema for free
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granted, but the screen is so small you have to use a telescope
I wish for more action
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granted, but now Michael Jackson, George Michael, and Boy George are all trying to get into your pants.
I wish for fewer allergies.
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granted, you will get as much diseases as you have gotten allergies in the past
I wish for 4000 posts!!
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granted. 4000 metal fence posts and you have to eat them all.
I wish all of my diseases are cured.
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granted, but u lost all ur hair and ur skin remains scarred over
i wish for a VIP pass to all the F1 races this year
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granted, but its a dinky car
i wish for a dog shit free town (don't ask what just happened^^)
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I won't because my aunts dog sucks
granted, now birds try to hit you with their excrements
I wish the dog would stop pissing IN the house and die already
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lol granted, but now you forget to feed yourself!
I wish I had an afro
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Granted, but Ben Wallace rips it out in jealousy.
I wish for a better score in golf.
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hehehe, granted, i wont steal it anymore but i have a deal with Huor to do it for me and since you don't hide the rum he'll have no problem stealing it all
I wish spring would finally at least peek around the corner, i'm done with winter and slosh and cold and ...
QuoteOriginally posted by DC_Hägar
i wish that plants wouldn't just fall into a decline, when my Mrs tells me to water them while she is away^^
ROFL, that one brought back painful memories when i forgot to water my brother's cannabis sativa while he was away for a month. I've never seen anyone being so totally and royally pissed off. -
he probably was just missing a good smoke^^
granted, spring starts here, but u move to the southern hemisphere and seriously experience the begin of autumn
i wish for some hot cherry sauce to that vanilla ice cream i am having now