Corrupt Wish Game

granted, but ur eating ur mom right now...

I wish there were HUGE ASF/CSF battles

granted, but u lost ur licence and can only watch

i wish the Heinzelmännchen would write my software while i sleep

rofl granted, but they manipulate it and the software happens to be a huge failure

I wish I had more schokocroissant

granted, they r about 3.5 years old

i wish to be a good cook

granted, but you can only cook food you don't like

I wish for less cry babies

granted, the last remaining one is always sitting next to u (and leaving me alone^^)

i wish to be able to watch all the good films in cinema for free

granted, but the screen is so small you have to use a telescope

I wish for more action

granted, but now Michael Jackson, George Michael, and Boy George are all trying to get into your pants.

I wish for fewer allergies.

granted, you will get as much diseases as you have gotten allergies in the past

I wish for 4000 posts!!

granted. 4000 metal fence posts and you have to eat them all.

I wish all of my diseases are cured.

granted, but u lost all ur hair and ur skin remains scarred over

i wish for a VIP pass to all the F1 races this year

granted, but the new F1 rules sucks so much that Michael Schumacher runs amok and kills you

I wish I could afford a VW Scirocco

granted, but its a dinky car

i wish for a dog shit free town (don't ask what just happened^^)

I won't because my aunts dog sucks

granted, now birds try to hit you with their excrements

I wish the dog would stop pissing IN the house and die already

granted, now ants come to see for the dead body (and the rest of the house^^)

i wish that plants wouldn't just fall into a decline, when my Mrs tells me to water them while she is away^^

lol granted, but now you forget to feed yourself!

I wish I had an afro

Granted, but Ben Wallace rips it out in jealousy.

I wish for a better score in golf.

granted , but u will never be able to get the 1st place

i wish i hadn't to hide rum from Lucy

he probably was just missing a good smoke^^

granted, spring starts here, but u move to the southern hemisphere and seriously experience the begin of autumn

i wish for some hot cherry sauce to that vanilla ice cream i am having now