granted, its not vanilla ice cream though...
I wish I was an astronaut
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granted, its not vanilla ice cream though...
I wish I was an astronaut
granted, but when you go out for a space walk you say "oh shoot, i forgot my helmet" then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks you in the face and get sent all the way to the Andromeda Galaxy
i wish this snow day doesn't end
granted, there is so much snow outside you will never be able to get out of your house ever again
I wish I had more chocolate
granted, but it's not really chocolate^^
i wish for a legal way to silence my neighbours
granted, but the neighbours illegaly silence you as revenge
I wish missiles would track correctly
that doesn't seem to work, i am still noisy^^
granted, they correctly track u all the time (including ur own ones)
i wish that rain would stop and sun is shining
granted, but the sun blinds you
I wish I had a house
granted, but it is nailed to a tree and u have to share with the birds in winter
i wish for a win in the lottery (again^^)
granted, but I stole it from you xD
I wish Haegar wouldn't steal it back from me
Granted, but he will in a few days^^
I wish I can fly^^
granted, but as soon as you take of, you will get amnesia (and forget how to fly) so you will have an heavily crash back to basic.
I wish my wife wouldn't treat me to eat all the time
granted, u get a break to have an one hour nap every day
i wish somebody else would clean up the kitchen after i was doing the cooking
granted, but now you have to clean everything else in the house
I wish I would never marry someone
granted, but now you are turning gay and move to china
I wish I would do better in learning chinese and arabic.
granted, u wish u were gay and it got granted
I wish server would stop crashing
granted, but now your computer keeps crashing instead
I wish I would be god's reincarnation after getting killed because of the accidentily offending the arabic sheik's wife.
granted, but now u r gay and no longer interested in the game...
i wish for a new plant
so gay people don't play CF? I see AbrasDevil online sometimes tho
I wish I had bright green eyes