Corrupt Wish Game

Forum grant me, with one thousand post

wtf, this is not how the game goes.

Mellon --> FAIL

continueing the game:
wish acomplished, you spend most of it as an orphan then on the streets xD too bad some Do have that life...

I wish for... nothing new that I do't have

granted, your constipation still makes you cry

I wish for a sunny day tommorro

granted, u wake up in the evening and everybody tells u what a sunny day u have been missing..

i wish for a good joke that makes me laugh.

granted, but somebody punched you into the mouth and you can only eat by a small pipe, so yu can't laugh

I wish for 6 stars xD

Granted - 6 stars swriling before your eyes after i whack your head with a large sledgehammer.

I wish for all the knowledge of the universe without it having any effects on my mental & physical health.

granted, but on ur first use of this knowledge u create a time paradox by killing ur father before he met ur mother.

i wish for another computer and the place to put it somewhere into my office.

Granted, but your office gets overrun by a horde of drunk british soccer hooligans, after which only rubble remains.

I wish for a Joint, that would never end so i could share it with others...

granted, right before you start sharing you wake up from your dream xD

I wish for [10]

granted, it has been tattooed with hot needles right into ur *** and also into ur ****

i wish for some vanilla ice cream

Granted - Vanilla Ice covered in cream

I wish i had a Dollar (no counterfeit) for every word i have spoken in my life...

granted... you notice your life is just ending xD

I wish for a profile

granted - u leave one when u run into a closed door.

i wish for a beer pipeline ending in my kitchen...

Granted, but no beer is running through it...

I wish i had a stick...

Granted but you were running with it and poked out one of your eyes. Now you have to be a Pirate

I wish for a Ducati.

Granted... A Ducatti pogo stick...

I wish for some Jasmine tea