Der kürzeste Computerwitz aller Zeiten: Kompatibel

Einen habe ich noch...
- DC_Hägar
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[SCHILD=11]ok, einen habe ich noch:[/SCHILD]
Sitzen der Herztod und der Hirntod auf der Friedhofsmauer und unterhalten sich. Kommt 'ne alte Oma vorbei. Sagt der Herztod: "Die ist mir!", schnippt und ... die Oma fällt tot um. Kommt 'ne Blondine vorbei. Sagt der Hirntod: "Die ist mir!", schnippt und schnippt und schnippt und ...
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kannste mir den bitte mal erklären?
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ich seh schon lucy is blond
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rofl
Zum letzten Bild kommt mir ja so einiges in den Sinn, aber dann heissts ja doch nur wieder ich hätte nur das eine im Kopf und so...
Ihr könnts euch ja bestimmt selber denken -
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[SCHILD=11]ok, einen habe ich noch:[/SCHILD]
Sprache IST wichtig:
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[SIZE=3]Subject: New rules for the English language.[/SIZE]
- The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
- As part of negotiations, Her Majestys Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
- In the first year, s will be used instead of the soft c. Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard c will be replased with k. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
- There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year, when the troublesome ph will be replased by f. This will make words like fotograf 20 per sent shorter.
- In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent es in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
- By the forth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th by z and w by v.
- During ze fifz year ze unesesary o kan be dropd from vords kontainingou and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
- After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trobls or difikultis and evrivum vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru!
- The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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[SCHILD=11]ok, einen habe ich noch:[/SCHILD]
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es kommt auf die blondine an
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rofl
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aber vor dem sex kommt die verabredung
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und das kann dabei herauskommen hehe
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