Posts by Lord Azlan

  • Ancient Evil return-eth

    I can happily report Ancient Evil - Angmar Witch King has returned to the skies - patrolling Rheinland space in the twilight star sprinkled skies - unleashing his unspeakable power at any fool that crosses his path.


    I can't tell you how happy I am about this and have decided to follow him at a safe distance - reporting on his adventures and possibly an exclusive interview.


    The crossfire skies seems to have changed - in a subtle and peaceful fashion - so rejoice at these merry tidings.


    Anyone foolish enough to cross the Witch King will surely regret it. For such impertinance I will make the following action - firing a coalition torp fitted with PermaFuel (TM) following their arse for eternity - even to the bar!


    Welcome back Angmar Witch King!! - and any other souls that return-eth.

  • Too much

    72. After work - you jump into every river you pass to suicide and respawn at your house
    73. You think making 6.5mill cash every 15 mins is not enough
    74. Your Freelancer pics collection is larger than your porn collection
    75. When you are out and about - you keep an eye out for the cops
    76. You sign your name on application forms as <Name> {X}
    77. You keep looking out in the sky for DK ships to invade your town
    78. You go out and about wearing a huge red/yellow/blue diamond on your back
    79 If someone beats you in the queue to the till in the supermarket - you accuse them of cheating

  • Complete Wreck/Loot List - Vanilla

    It's an excellent list


    What would be nice if the wrecks gave up other things except weps and goods


    I was thinking of items like armour, shield boosters and power boosters (even the odd ppc/gat) - not the level 10 and level 5 stuff that people buy from Franky and X303/Sol - but maybe the level 1-3 shield/powers boosters and level 1-5 armour


    Now if they were made dynamic like with the economy - even better

  • Crossfire on Freelancer Wikipedia

    Interesting read


    It took me back to my first days playing the game - I think the Freelancer story is quite good (but short) and implemented quite well.


    It's a shame there is no continuation of the storyline (or feeling of being part of something bigger) -


    There could be a good opportunity somewhere for proper chars who have an 'official' role play of some of these chars


    I cant remember who lived or died in the end - but it would be nice to have not a Orillion, but THE Orillion, THE King, THE Tobias, THE Junko etc



    Who then would do roleplay consistent with those chars

  • Custodian

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    Originally posted by FURIES
    I think the next mod should either have custodian a non clan sytem or X3043 should have a jump to and from ny.


    This has been an issue for as long as I have been around and even longer.


    Basically having something so incredibly convenient outside your doorstep - but then asking people not to use it - will test a lot of people.


    There was a post about this in Usul's Corner - but it aint available for public consumption :-)


    All the clans that have a system that allows passage into X303 via vanilla space have this problem to one extent or the other.


    I know how u feel like matey -


    1. grin and bear it - go around
    2. take a risk and go in - be hunted and labelled a 'troublemaker'
    3. join LP as our leader has given us permission to go into any system we choose - cos we are pirates!!
    4. Remember not all the rules are there for YOUR convenience :-)

  • Elite Sirius Fighters


    Hardy welcome to new mates - I hope you enjoy this place as many of us do.


    Nice website by the way.

  • Favorite Lyrics

    Stab a sorry heart
    With your favourite finger
    Paint the whole world blue
    And stop your tears from stinging
    Hear the cavemen singing
    Good news they're bringing


    Seven seas
    Swimming them so well
    Glad to see
    My face among them
    Kissing the tortoise shell


    A longing for
    Some fresher feeling
    Belonging
    Or just forever kneeling
    Where is the sense in stealing
    Without the grace to be it


    Burning my bridges
    And smashing my mirrors
    Turning to see if you're cowardly
    Burning the witches with mother religious
    You'll strike the matches and shower me
    In water games
    Washing the rocks below
    Taught and tamed
    In time with tear flow


    And for Tyrael


    Touch me!
    I want you to touch me!
    Ohhhh - yeah
    Touch me - just get me down, down down down!!!
    Why wont you get me down?
    I just want to get down - yeah, yeah yeah
    Ooo
    Touch me!!

  • Eve Online Newbie report

    Ahoy shipmates - how it blows?


    Arrgghhhh!!


    I be taken of my eye patch and wooden leg last few weeks cos the fierce storms be brewing outside and I got miself an abacas from that old trader in Renyn for a packet of herbal tea and some toothpicks.


    I spoke before about trading and making some Mexican gold as I doze off in the star lit nights - no doubt your all thirsty to know how my despicable plans have panned out?


    Our Leader and Chief - Commodore Griff has seen my potential and given mi a new title of "Most handsome Gallante responsible for procurement and highest bean counter" - ah - yes - a great privilege and honour.


    Talent will rise to the surface if its given a chance to flourish!!!


    I even got my tea fetish implemented into our recruitment procedures where new players wishing to join our magnificent corp are given the TTT - True Tea Test -


    First question is "Do you prefer Tea or Coffee?"


    Mwahahahah - some of those Expreso, Capachino, Mocachino, Latte in your face lefty wet liberals fail at this first hurdle - Mwahhaahahh!!!


    Due to some dastardly action from pirates at war - I was destitute for a few days - not knowing where my next coconut milk would come from - I was miserable and cold - begging for halfpennies and forced to sell pieces of my body for research - and once I even sold my entire body to a handsome lady with interesting teeth - well I thought it was a woman - I was legless at the time.


    How goes my nefariasm you ask? How went my assault on the money market armed with a box of Rose Ginger tea, a bean and an abacas?


    Earlier we mention sailing the Eve seas free of tax - was it possible? Complex formulae, algebraic situations, infinity loops and differentions led us to thinking a tally of 7Mill + per day could see of the tax man from cometh.


    Well last few pleasant evenings I be spending on a water bed with Dentists Journal and a packet of tissues - doing this whilst ill gotten gold rolled into my coffers - I have gone from about 50mill to 300 mill in a few weeks -


    I am viable and sustainable - I am looking to invest in new opportunities!!!


    I can easily purchase another game time code for another month now - so this month and next month - I would be playing Eve for free - that was the question - to pay or not to pay - can it be done?


    Yes


    My aim now is to get to 500mill and then onto my first billion

  • missile lock bug

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    Originally posted by DrDooom


    Chimera is definately best bugged ship ...


    Sounds like an award to me :-)


    Yeah I enjoyed flying that ship but had to stop after a while as too many people liked to test it rather than fight it :-)


    We should leave it alone and consider its idiocincracy as the first Crossfire inbuilt ECM system - put that in the infocards :-)

  • what do we do now?

    1. You can explore - sounds like you havent been to all the systems or found all the new ships and equipment


    Have you been to Earth and found the dimensial rift?


    Have you been to X303 and explored the new systems nearby (be careful with this one - may need permission)


    Have you found the new Dom Kovash systems?


    2. Join in the roleplay (Best option imo)


    You can find some rp licenses in the house systems - try them out as you prefer


    2a - Become a cop - need dougnut eating skills and be comitted to meeting you targets for issuing parking fines etc


    2b - Become a pirate - take the doughnuts of the cops - high level of handsomeness helps but is not essential. Some people with a pirates heart and the ability to say Mwahahahah very loudly are the best pirates!!


    2c - Become a merc - look at the bounties and get your target - offer your services to the highest bidder be it protection, hauling - spying


    2d - Become a smuggler - be envied by all your mates and loved by all the girls as you fly by in your new Ferrari Ship bought off the illegal selling of BMG - cops and pirates will be after you for a cut :-)


    Joning one of these factions will enhance your enjoyment of this great mod - loved by some, envied by others, you will run for your life or fight as the last man standing.


    Your faction mates will aid your development and your name could become famous as legend.


    Main thing - be killed or kill - just say 'Good fight' to your opponent -


    And there will be no holding you back :-)


    Good luck brave pilot

  • Aces

    LPs have their own definition of an 'ACE'


    Please see Inferno about it or it maybe you may find it hidden in the depths of LP forums - if I see it I will PM you.


    It's hard to get the award - but it's well worth pursuing cos it's fun!

  • carnaval

    Quote

    Originally posted by privateer
    well we mannaged to get out some bottles and we examend them seems too be a place where some 1 calld op makes whiskey


    Short Version


    {LP} 20,000 Bottles, CFPD 1 Doughnut


    Infact there were 50,000 bottles liberated by unknown LPs but more than half of em were drunk during, after and before the operation.


    Some cops tried to enter Custodian to investigate but could not get past the vigorous questioning of the handsome journalist at the gate.


    Even shorter version


    Mwah ha ha

  • carnaval

    At 1am Her Majesty;s time I did perchance perceive two vagabonds in the solar system known as Custard Ion


    I acquired my bi sickel from HQ quarters and ventured to the said location for inspection and investig hation of the facts.


    On the way to Custard Ion - I did enquire for the Police Person Privalege of four Blue Berry Doughnuts from Nomad Franchise currently operating in system X303 - but those perps shot my arse off in the backside and I retreated to Helios Hos Pitable for refreshments and bandages.


    I did view on the officers radio waves that Comrade SICK Guns DOOMED had entered the scene of the exchange with ruffians and he requested my immediate support via his new radi oh.


    Although pleased and privvy laged for this aidoment - I regret to inform Sergeat at Arms Guns that by Her Majesty by law I cannot go around marauding through the Galaxy Willy Nelly without completing by 100 forms - in triplicate - of the doughnut incident.


    However, I do expect any stolen liquor was Lost due to good police work - thank the Propehts!!!

  • Notice of Departure

    Matey


    Read all the stuff that's being going on these last few months


    Unless you actually gone to someone's house and taken their 42" Plasma screen and pissed on their walls


    It's very unlikely anything you done will cause a war


    Just get back in your ship and do whatever you enjoy doing most.

  • This is the end.

    Quote

    Originally posted by supercars


    I think you need to pay me my 200 million for winning a contest. :D :] :rolleyes:8o8)
    [/QUOTE]


    PM me when you are on and I will deliver payment


    Merci