The Lost Prophets charity commission is opening its doors at Deadulus HQ for a conciliation and evaluation brain storming and councilling services to all pilots confused about recent phenomena in the unvierse.
We have hired real professionals with combined eons of experience in conflict resolution and mediation (at enormous cost) and can now make these services available to all - for a fee.
From next weekend, all pilots can enter Daedulus for a simple fee of 25mill and partake in a rigourous and tailored enhancing one-to-one exploration of your needs and aspirations combining with superflous action plan and project timetable with key milestones that are specific to you and achiveable.
You will also get a free tour of our wondrous system with a I LOVE DEADULUS tea shirt!!
We invite all members of recent conflicts to attend our team building exercises and roleplaying activities to rebuild trust and friendship amongst all our communities.
Agenda Items will include
Freedom - is that a myth?
Propaganda - three easy steps to identify it
Communication - can it be done from a spaceship?
Trust - once lost can it ever be earned again?
Mistakes - does everyone have a right to make them?
Ancient history - any lessons for today?
Friendship, your clan or the universe - what comes first?
Interested?
See Maudib/ Kwisatz online - and hand over your fee
We will include other methods of payments as we understand the universe is diverse and can accommodate other transactions in other forms as appropriate
