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Pick the month you were born in
1----I slept with
2----I killed
3----I sucked
4----I raped
5----I jacked off
6----I fucked
7----I cuddled with
8---I made-out with
9----I stabbed
10---I licked
11---I smoked with
12---I fingerd
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01------an overweight Asian man
02------my dog
03------a horse
04------a jew
05------your mom
06------a prostitute
07------a bottle of honey
08------ john gotti
09------a toothbrush
10------a bi gurl
11------Paris Hilton
12------an easter egg
13------a homo
14------a dog
15------a whore
16------an pickle
17------ a condom.
18------a french fry
19------my ex
20------an orange
21------a sex kittin
22------a drug dealer
23------a bag of weed
24------a cat
25------a pornstar
26------a lesbian
27------fernando torres
28------a homeless guy
29------ the trojan man
30------a bottle of vodka
31------ a cow
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- because I have a gigantic penis
Black----because I'm rick james... bitch
Pink-----because I have AMAZING boobs.
Red-----because I have double d's
Blue----because Im sexii
Polka Dots----because I hate my life
Purple----because Im gay
Gray-----because i love marijuana
Orange-----because I love giving blow jobs
Green-----because Im beautiful
Other-----because I smoke crack
Turqoise-----because I have an extreamly small dick
Brown-------because i swallow cum
Shirtless-----because i got abs