1. Registration :
Choose long and interesting nickname : KI||3R_4_Lif3 , M0t|-|3r___F\/|C|{3r
With big letters and ciphers!!
-In ur Profile write everywhere u can write!!
-For avatar choose something that blink and have a lot of colors.To as big as the forum allow.
-For Sign choose soem big pic...wallpaper for example!
-If u get some rang u r almost GOD!!
Make more than 1 registration...Its for free!
2.
-U shoud have some style of writting"jUsT L1k3 Th1s 1s F1n3"
-They`ll tell u to read the forum rules,DO NOT read them!!
Most of the peoples havent read the constitution,and they r asking ya to read them in some forum.They r long and they`ll bore u.
-Find out who r "the bosses"..send them PM's like "hows it going" and talk with them like they r ur friends.
-Ask how to become a moderator and make a thread about it.
Remember one-the most important think is to have as much is possible posts(thats the cipher that is under ur avatar)!!
3.Threads - Use only "HELP!!" , "NEED HELP!!" , "CLICK HERE" , for subjects.
-Make new thread for everythink that u dont know!!
-If no1 answer u in about 5-10 mins start posting messages like : "c'mon!!" , "no1 knows ?!".
-Post ur threads at least at 2 of the sections.
-Dont worry where u r posting ur threads.There r peoples who have to move them.
4.Answers
-answer dont have to be more than 1 line.Max 3-4 words!
If u cant answer in 3-4 words make more posts.This will increase ur chiper under the avatar.
-If some1 contradict u...swear at him!
If its not at the threads send him PM`s.
-Use a loooooooot of smilies.At least 3 from description.
-If some1 say something funny dont forget to post some smile.
-Use the buttons for decoratin the text.Thats why they r created!
-Use words like : "bro" , "m8" , or sentenses like "yeah,thats cool!" , "m8 u r great".
-Vote in every investigation.Dont read!Just vote.
-Wait some1 to answer after u and say : "yup i think the same." , "ouch..u leave me behind"
5.The End
Someday it will become boring.Swear at some1 from the administrators.He will maybe give u ban.But keep swear at the whole forum.