A new Year - a new thread.
So let`s get started!!!
A
skeleton comes in a bar an asks:
''A glass of whiskey & a mop please!''
Jokes
- Corynthos
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In a dark, dark town,
In a dark, dark block,
In a dark, dark park,
In a dark, darktree,
There were sitting two dark, dark men
& the one dark man said to theother:
''I told u: DON`T BURN THOSE DAMN TIRES!!!'' -
A young woman was having a
physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed
her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let
myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You
don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a
tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say
moo."
A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.
He says,"What's your name?"
She says, "Carmen."
He says, "That's a nice name. Who named you,your mother?"
She says, "No, I named myself."
He says, "Why Carmen?"
She says,"Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"
He says, "Beerfuck." -
rofl, last one is good!
