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You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living. By showing how bad my funeral will suck!
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You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living. By showing how bad my funeral will suck!
The drunker I get "hic" the better she looks "up".
In everyone's life there is only one way forward ..only that way you can control yourself... ... ... .... ...other roads are certainly not yours 
bog off ![]()
It is better to get slapped by the truth, than kissed by a lie!
When your Girl asks you a question, It is best to answer truthfully, She probably already knows the answer ![]()
Never look back... when you are riding forward...
Never look down... when you are riding up...
I love riding... hehehe
A lie can get half way around the world before the truth can get its pants on ![]()
I was born in a hurry... live in a hurry... I'll probably die in a hurry .... wow .what next?
Politicans are like Diapers, They both need to be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Some people create Joy when they walk in your front dloor, Others create Joy op\\upon their exiting!
Don't wait for the light at the end of the tunnel to appear. Run down there and light the damn thing yourself. ![]()
If you dont like where u are - move.
You are not a tree.
Girls, find someone who will ruin your lipstick instead of ur mascara!
whatever u r, b a good 1
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
When someone is pointing the finger of blame at someone else, They usally have 3 fingers pointing back at themselves!!
You are good for every one that you help for something, but when you need some help they don't know you anymore.
You can guess who is your friend if he comes when you need him, because the real friends will always help you.