You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living. By showing how bad my funeral will suck!
Post favorite sayings and truths
- thelostone
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The drunker I get "hic" the better she looks "up".
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In everyone's life there is only one way forward ..only that way you can control yourself... ... ... .... ...other roads are certainly not yours
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bog off
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It is better to get slapped by the truth, than kissed by a lie!
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When your Girl asks you a question, It is best to answer truthfully, She probably already knows the answer
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Never look back... when you are riding forward...
Never look down... when you are riding up...
I love riding... hehehe
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A lie can get half way around the world before the truth can get its pants on
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I was born in a hurry... live in a hurry... I'll probably die in a hurry .... wow .what next?
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Politicans are like Diapers, They both need to be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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Some people create Joy when they walk in your front dloor, Others create Joy op\\upon their exiting!
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Don't wait for the light at the end of the tunnel to appear. Run down there and light the damn thing yourself.
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If you dont like where u are - move.
You are not a tree. -
Girls, find someone who will ruin your lipstick instead of ur mascara!
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whatever u r, b a good 1
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
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When someone is pointing the finger of blame at someone else, They usally have 3 fingers pointing back at themselves!!
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You are good for every one that you help for something, but when you need some help they don't know you anymore.
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You can guess who is your friend if he comes when you need him, because the real friends will always help you.