I ban Mike because whatever, still better than my default inbuilt hands that don't lift even 25 kg, my default inbuilt legs than can barely run, my default inbuilt lungs that can't keep me running for a mere minutes and my default inbuilt eyes that have point-blank range. And other organic junk called my body.
And all that inbuilt stuff is extremely fragile, and, worse yet, it feels pain, it is easy to damage and disruption on one part can get all of my body stunned.

The ''You`re Banned'' Game
- Corynthos
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I ban Ajay, Damn what a mess in your head -_-'
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I ban Mozzi because that's why I am not brainwashed by Nod as Mike thinks.
Even Kane isn't able to wash such a brain...
Anyway, not in the mood to post here... Too boring. -
I ban Ajay.. Kane can brainwash all living things so aslong your alive your screwed if he gets to you
Yes true jumpin from space to site now
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I ban you cus Ajay is already enslaved by Kane, as he follows what Kane says like a puppy, it doesn't really matter if brainwashing happened or not xD
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I ban you becuse to live under nod better then gdi so good for him
Back to space.. You know the place you lost..:)
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I ban Mozzi because the reason I work with Kane is because it is gives more fun than working for GDI.
Too straightforward type of actions. Are not able to understand the complete image of global situation (for example, they didn't knew that Nod was working in underground before Philadelphia was nuked - for example, capturing Ion Cannon control, robbing GDI treasure, stuff, and they didn't knew that Nod was still underground after so-called "defeat" in TTW. I think GDI understood Kane's plan... after he ascended and completed it). All fun is limited by "Let's spam them with Mammoths" or "Let's use Ion Cannon on it :P"
Nod from the other side have a reason after every their action. TL;DR: they planned even their own defeat in TW3.
Oh, and Mike, I am not sure if this fanfic will crack you up, but when I've got a hold on it, I was rolling on the floor for a half of a hour: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student - FIMFiction.net. More cynical look. Mozzi - it is NOT FOR YOU. Contains MLP ponies. -
I ban you cus you need to read it to me so I can get that fanfic story, I didn't end up opening the files
There were some stories from that site on youtube, narrated/with voices. Maybe you can find this one too.
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I ban Mike because okay... It is a cynical fic that makes Twi as grumpy and cynical as me (or even more)(She calls Spike "Fax Machine", for example), with addition of racism. And also she is shown as sexually over-interested (for example, guess what she got from Shining and Cadence in reward of Chrysalis defeat?), and other character are pretty cynical too. Celly, for example, is your fanon Trollestia, Spike hates Twi and Celestia, Pinkie is a drug lord, RD is lesbian, Discord was a Celestia's ex that got stoned because he cheated on her with Luna (which got mooned for the same reason) and stuff like that.
BTW, how it wouldn't be strange, Fluttershy is as doormat as she is in canon. However I (after "Dragonshy" episode) just began to think that Fluttershy is grade-A troll, and her fear of stuff, timidness and weakness was fake so she could just troll her friends. "Stare Master" took that up to 11, S01E26 - up to 12 ("You're... going... to LOVE ME!!! was evidence), S01E01 was a clear proof that 'Shy is a troll (she made Discord get angry),"Lesson Zero" when she wrestles the sh*t out of bear - to unclassifiable amounts, then some more evidences, S02E19 ruined it and S02E22 was coup de grace to Fluttertroll image (either that or she is a very skilled troll that can make a fake breakdown full with tears), but "Fluttershy is a troll" statement was resurrected in its former glory with "Keep Calm and Flutter On".
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I ban Ajay, because Mike was't make ban in the previous page
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I ban Night Hunter because I don't give a flying firetruck.
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I ban Ajay, because what is this "flying firetruck" ?! (i know what is flying i know what is and firetruck) but what is the point on this
....well maybe is somthing in common with Michael
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I ban NH because just remove "iretr" from "firetruck" and you get it.
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I ban you cus each time I see M3phistophilus's post, I think about "everypony"...
@NH... no no, nonsense is not common
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I ban Mike because he is a real brony now
However if I won't stop with fanfiction the same stuff will be with me. -
I ban you cus you are it, I saw you in the beggining, and there is no point in trying to hide it by trying to change how you see those characters, they are made to be nice, and if you are human, you will see they really are nice.
More good music on their topic
BTW, did you see the fanfic of Twilight having troubles since using dark magic in the Crystal episode, and IT affecting her, and starting to become evil... and etc, going Dark Twilight yeah!
Thing is, that if you see the ideas of season 4, it's gonna be great... it is also related to ponies going DARK.
And you like dark stuff, right, like Kane, always hiding in the dark with all those NoD stealth units you gloat about.
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I ban Michael for showing off horses again
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I ban you for calling them horses... again.
A pony and a horse together... see the difference ?
It's like if I called you a monkey, cus the fact that you have less hair than a monkey is not enough difference....
Drawn pony:
Real Pony:
And this is the HORSE you speak about:
They are like this:
xD
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Lol i ban you becuse yes i see diffrence.. One jumps higher then the another right?
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I ban you cus I just edited my post, before seeing yours, because I knew it wasn't enough for somebody like you... is it enough now ? Or you want more