Communication is everything

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    this is a story about a bear and his death list



    There was a bear living in a dark forrest
    all the other animals did fear him
    they all heard a rumour that this bear has a death list
    and that the animals on that list are going to die


    the deer was the first one which ignored his fear and went to the bear to ask him "am I on your death list?"
    and the bear replied "yes you are"
    scared the deer did run away and 2 days later he was found dead
    the animals of the wood became more and more nervous and a fox decided to ask the bear "am I on your death list?"
    the bear replied "of course you are"
    again the fox ran away in panic and 2 days later he was dead
    the other animals couldnt sleep anymore and thought that they could be the next
    then a rabbit decided to go to the bear to ask him the same what the fox and the deer did ask... "am i on your death list"
    and again the bear replied "yes you are"
    "can you remove me from that list" asked the rabbit
    and the bear replied "hmm yes why not"


    what do we learn out of this story?
    communication is everything!!!
    (well either this or the next guy which disturbs me is dead in 2 days ^^)

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    dunno - it just came to my mind

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    dunno - it just came to my mind


    I don`t think so...


    That`s an old joke here on this end. Only there was a Dragon instead of the bear which had a ''Animals to eat'' list. You prolly must`ve heard it somewhere.

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    dunno never heard such a story with a dragon

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    Please take the following comments as a joke :D:)


    I understand the following things from the story:-


    I am sure there were no Tigers, Elephants or Lions on that list. I can understand then that the Bear would only hunt smaller animals.


    Could it be that the deer and the fox died out of being scared ?


    Does it mean that OP looks like a bear since he is comparing himself to one ? I remember somewhere you wrote that if we wanted to see you then we will have to come to your city.
    Burro also called you bear. :P:D


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    lol 8) nice

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