Krate's Crate of Secrets and Lies

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    Hello, You don't know me. But I know each and everyone of you. I know your secrets. And I know your lies. For most of you, none of it means that you'll lose everything. Maybe a wife...maybe a job...But for the small few of you...it means your lives.


    I'm here to expose classified documents, memos, recordings and data that shows some of the people you trust, worship and follow are the evilist, most scandalous, terrible human beings known to the galaxy.


    A fellow by the name of Portalearth did a similar thing. He was more of the Tin Foil hat type. Though, one common thing we share is that we belong to a secret organization that fights the powers that be through telling the truth. Some people can't handle that. Some will get angry or vengeful. Others just simply wont care or try to cover it up further.


    My first Truth: We all live in a Police state. You've gotten shaken down before right? pulled over, searched, ship scanned and maybe cited for no reason? They tell you it's because of the heightened security level and it's just protocol, but theres clearly something more going on.


    Well, after witnessing such a stop, I decided to do a little digging. And digging did I do!. Turns out, In Liberty Space, Stop and Scan is something an officer HAS to stop ad scan or they are held accountable for it. They're to produce a quota of contraband every cycle or they lose their job. When they find Contraband, they deliver it to a warehouse in the Texas system where it gets logged into their system. This system counts what it is and how much is there.


    Now usually this process is totally automated once a deputy drops his cargo and leaves. Twice a month, Deputy Frank Russo of the Liberty Security Force Logs into that system in order to produce a report of whats in the Evidence Lockup. He was able to fudge the reports to show there was less evidence in storage than there was and use the rest to sell back to criminals and drug addicts. In order to prove such a thing, i took an inventory count the day before Deputy Russo comes to make the report and lo and behold, the count is different particulary in weapons and Cardamine. Way to be Frank


    Sorry Frank, I sent those to your superiors before i made this message. I hear cops are welcomes in Sugarland...


    Next time, Some Truths about Space Cows

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    Lets face it folks. Famous people have a reputation to be involved in bad stuff. Corruption, business deals that benefit one person for the sacrifice of hundreds and occasionally a government coup by parasitic mind controlling aliens. But no one ever suspects those in entertainment to deal with scum and villainy.


    Take Kusari Singer Mr. Roboto-san for example. He won Sirius Idol a couple years ago making him a galaxy-wide sensation practically overnight. But does anyone know his real name?


    Born Li Chan of Hokkaido according to tax records and birth records that were "discovered", it turns out Li Chan is a high ranking officer in the Xeno terrorist outfit. How does one know this? Well it might have to do with emails being exchanged with Xeno Generals there were again..."discovered". These emails took place prior, during and well after the 126th Sirius Idol competition he won. These emails were found discussing security and emergency protocols, VIP Attendees to his concerts, and law enforcement reports that Mr Roboto-san. Li Chan is not an innocent or peaceful man.


    Chan was ultimately responsible for the Xeno attacks at an orphanage on New Tokyo in the Gojira District that killed 221 people, over half of which were childen, leveling two city blocks and injuring thousands of Kusari Citizens several months prior to entering Sirius Idol. This information broker speculates Chan is going to Planet Murmansk, where his next concert is scheduled, to unite various gangs and criminals and rally them to the Xeno "cause." With Coalition law enforcement finally managing to reduce crime 85% in the last year and a half, this can only mean headache and chaos for Altair.


    Anybody with a conscious should know that Li Chan must NOT be allowed into Altair space. He is expected to be leaving New Berlin within the next couple days. This has to be the most important broadcast i've done to date. Get out there and get him!


    Next time: Why on earth is Cardamine being legalized?


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    now...some of you have dialed in and seemed to be confused. I've been told that there have been sightings of an Republic Alliance transport flying around everywhere. seems this joker has everything fooled into thinking its me and this guy gets shot at everywhere he goes...


    thats a bummer man, because thats not me


    but onto to more interesting matter, Essen Station grows Cardamine! it seems Daumann is using the base as a front to sell to whoever they want. And people wonder why the Hessians attack that place so much. they just want the drugs...


    but that's too open and shut. who's to say the Red Hessians made a deal with Daumann? the "Grow our drugs and we'll cut you in on the profits." But how does a corporation sneak drugs out of a major trade hub? well that might answer the frequent pirate attacks. A small freighter docks while everyone is busy defending the station and sneaks out with a hold full of narcotics. way to go Daumann, but eventually, someone is going to be paying attention by accident while they're waiting to dock.


    ok...i lied. the Krate that everyone is seeing is me...but i don't care. the truth needs to be heard. Being shot at is normal. it's when i run out of countermeasures is when i have to be a pilot...