just a little joke to brighten your day..

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    Teacher asks little Fritz:
    If there


    are 3 little birds on the top of the roof and you shoot two times, how many birds are


    left.
    Fritz answers:
    None!
    His teacher, she asks him why?
    Fritz says, after


    first gunfire, they will all fly away.
    Teacher says, great, this is not the answer I was


    expecting but I like your way of thinking.
    Fritz says again, I do also have a question


    for you if you don't mind.
    3 Girls are sitting in a restaurant, one is licking her


    ice-cream, the second is biting into her ice-cream and the third sucking on her ice-cream.



    Which one of the 3 girls is married?

    Teacher gets red cheaks and says, I think


    it is the one that sucks the ice-cream..
    Fritz says, NO, it is the one with the wedding


    ring on her finger, but I do like the way you are thinking.


    ;-)) [13]

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    RES TANTUM VALET QUANTUM VENDI POTESI [prost].

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    FOR THE WOMEN
    A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her


    husband always came late,no matter how she tried to stop him.


    Take my advice,said


    the neighbor, and do what I did.Once my husband came home at three oclock in the


    morning,and from my bed.I called out.is that you Jim?And that cured him
    Cured him!


    asked the women, but how?


    The neighbor said,You see,his name is Bill.

    I LOVE THIS GAME.[413]
    RES TANTUM VALET QUANTUM VENDI POTESI [prost].

    I like that first joke. First time I've heard that one!

    Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions
    and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it
    hard to believe there is no paperwork involved
    when your house lands on a witch.
    - Dave James


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    The couple has been married only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. "Honey," says he to his new bride, "I'll be right back..." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asks the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." "You want a beer, My Love?" She opens the refrigerator door shows him 25 different brands of beer from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, including six places he's never even heard of. The husband is nonplussed, and all he can think to say is, "Yes, Honey Pie, but the bar you know...the frozen glass..." He hasn't finished the sentence before wifey interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She hands him a mug out of the freezer that is so cold that it burns his fingers "Yes, Tootsie Roll," hubby says a bit desperately, "but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Pookie Pooh?" She opens the oven and removes 15 different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But, Sweetie, Honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? Here...DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?!!"

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    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
    Don't discuss with idiots. They only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience there.


    This is ten percent luck,
    Twenty percent skill,
    Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
    Five percent pleasure,
    Fifty percent pain,
    And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

    1st & last ones were t3h good ^^

    Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.


    Being a Cynic isn't that bad. Either I'm right or I am pleasantly surprised.



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    *chuckles* Gee.. what a nice couple they make, not wonder they ended up together! :tongue:

    Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions
    and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it
    hard to believe there is no paperwork involved
    when your house lands on a witch.
    - Dave James


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