It was a cool Sunday afternoon. I was having a donut and sipping on my sirius bucks coffee. All was well, there was peace in the systems adjoining X-3043 apart from the Outcast raids. Finally i had some time to kick back and relax. The bar on Outpost Delta was pretty unexciting. I decided to go flirt with the bartender. Her name was Spiky. Hmmm... Unusual name. I asked more about her. She seemed pretty nice until the part where she told me that she was once a male and had a sex change because of her love for pink ponies. I choked on my coffe, dropped the cup and ran away from the bar as fast as i could.
Just then I got a text message on my Pine-Apple. It was an urgent call from SG police unit 03119 . It was an urgent call for help. It seems that there are some pirates in the Vega system are up to something... I took the hover pad to the landing deck and jumped into my ship. I set a course for the Vega system.
After some pretty hairy evading from a CSF Proton, I arrived at Vega. There, there were 3 GoP tagged ships attacking one policeman. I saw my chance and quickly docked on Peris station. Something there smelled very funny. I used my Pine-Apple's sensors to scan what it was. It turned out to be Maruijuana! I had better get out of there before i got doped.
After some "negotiation" with the GoP members, we came to an agreement. We would have to kill them. The battle was long and we were outnumbered. The pirates also got some temporary allies- an SMG tagged vessel cristened "AbrasDevil" and another pirate vessel "Monarch". They were neutralised with ease. Using some highly advanced dogfighting tactics, we destroyed the pirate ships. The Bretonian police force from Planet Aventine sent a squad to Peris to destroy the hidden stashes of maruijuana.
We were thanked by the authorities and were invited to have a drink on Karnak prison. I could have sworn the bar smelled of urine. Our drinks were served by the waitress. I looked up to see her face. Then I saw- it was HER/HIM! I screamed and passed out.
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